olyclimber Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 they're moving the retirement age to what again?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 I used to make more than minimum wage. Now I work for TSA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choada_Boy Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 DON'T TOUCH MY JUNK BRO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 "Hmmmm - whatever that is.... it's big....might be a .45....only bigger". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 18, 2010 Author Share Posted November 18, 2010 TSA: Ensuring that you have a happy ending before you even get off the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 "Mmmmrrrruummmppfff..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Â The search for Bin Laden will leave no stone unturned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 18, 2010 Author Share Posted November 18, 2010 urethra probing is the new fisting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 probing is so 2000s. Now it's all about estim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Â "Thanks, young feller! Ya just saved me a $200 office visit!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 i can't believe he turned down the moustache ride! sniff, sniff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Â I left my keys in here somewhere--someone hand me a flashlight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 "Turn your head and cough." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bstach Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 "This is as uncomfortable for me as it is for you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrox Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Prole Topping from the bottom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Are you smuggling some bananas, or are you just happy to see me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I'm gonna charge you a baggage handling fee, Bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 it's not gay if you don't look! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilookeddown Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Just about done here. Now please turn around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 The Taiwanese newz version: Â [video:youtube] Â ..and from our Nipponese allies for those 18 and over: http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=http%3A//www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DTEeRD26hDDw%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 At least someone is making a buck off of all this. http://rt.com/usa/news/naked-body-scanners-usa/  ".........As it turns out, former Secretary for the Department of Homeland Security, Michael Chertoff, now runs a security and risk management firm and one of his clients is Rapiscan, one of the biggest manufacturers of body scanning machines in the country. While the media continues to interview Chertoff about the value of body scanning machines, they fail to point out that he will benefit financially from the implementation of the machines.  "He’s abusing his relationship with the public by pretending to be a public servant and talking about how these body scanners are going to make us safer… He stands to benefit because he's getting paid by the manufacturing companies to go all over the television networks saying that these scanners are the solution to security," said Kate Hanni, the director of Flyersrights.org, a non-profit dedicated to passengers rights.  Talk about body scanners became increasingly popular after the failed Christmas Day bombing last year. After that incident, two major contractors with powerful lobbying groups in Washington, DC recieved contracts for about $160 million dollars each to build body scanners for airports across the country. One of those contractors was Rapiscan.  "Americans should be angry because the $25 million in stimulus funds that were used to order the first 150 of these body scanners could have been used to create jobs. The taxpayers could have avoided what’s akin to martial law being implemented in the airport," Hanni said." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 "I'm just looking for a girl who is a lady in public and a TSA screener in the bedroom" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 "I'm just looking for a girl who is a lady in public and a TSA screener in the bedroom" Â Aren't we all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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