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Everything posted by ivan

  1. yup, folks definitely get killed on that steep snow section below the false summit, and it stays there pretty far into the summer as i recall
  2. reckon you just have to pick which part of the hike will potentially suck, the middle or the top - there's no time like the present though
  3. How do we add photos to an article?

    i gave up on tr's b/c i was either too drunk or too dumb to figure out how to make photos work anymore after the gallery fucked off - how durst one do this these days? how do i make the magic picture-thingy in my smart-thingy talk to the great-big-cc.com-daddy in the sky? large font descriptions explaining how to do this with less than 6 words a sentence and photos with picture and arrows and paragraphs explaining what each one is would be swell.
  4. So is this where we spr8y about b**ldering

    all boulderers iz basterds
  5. Is that the Matt who got hurt on Stuart a couple years ago?
  6. How to initiate someone to alpine?

    south side of hood seems right for what you're looking for - or the cooper spur on the north side if you want it to be a little cooler (and use them skis)
  7. staff meeting

    this is all an excellent example of something, i'm just not sure what
  8. staff meeting

    bitter be the damned, embalmed in their base hate better they rise and die as the flashing meteor abates batter down the bricks, each edged in the mortar of my mangled state bother, such a bother, so i lie in my earthern crate your vision, my fashion your's wends while mine winds the heart of the sun, these poison passions hatred between us all, each in kind and time
  9. staff meeting

    ya can't take from me what was never mine man, fucking-off in a zoom staff meeting just doesn't have the quite same je ne sais quoi...
  10. wait, when did we start listening to englishmen? don't they hate us for our freedoms? aren't they kinda soft on the nazi question? isn't choosing tea over coffee a symptom of latent homo-ism?
  11. facts are so farcical
  12. the scheeple...try to keep up, eh don?
  13. Did you summit?

    if you're ten foot below the summit, but eleven foot stoned, then ya summited
  14. i like how the look on this lady's face tells you all you have to know and thus absolves you of any responsibility to listen to a word of it
  15. the constitution, meh, i'm more a fan of the twelve tables of rome, them bitches really knew how to organize a shindig
  16. so...the answer is maybe, maybe?
  17. aLl Ur VaCc1N3$ R b3L0nG 2 u$!
  18. don't know if the vaccine'll kill ya, but it sure as hell brought spray back to life
  19. Beacon

    someday this war is gonna end
  20. Beacon

    9/20 - day 16 - lap 15 -nearly 10 days scorched by smoke, every soul snugged down indoors and refusing the outdoors if they were sensible - a week of school from home, haunted by children and chickens, with nowhere to go when the working day was done - a species of hell surely, though not so hot i suspect - broke a bit by friday, then a good swim saturday, sunday w/ adam not so early, back-achy n' belly-bad - the corner n' some young warriors, elk at high speed fleeing the island under the cloud of a pair of apache attack helicopters
  21. Beacon

    9/10 - day 15 - lap 14 - the world on fire, literally and metaphorically - raging smoke and a bloody orange sun at work days end, i headed east and had beat the smoke by cape horn, but by my eponymous ledge 30 minutes from the parking lot it was seething in from the west, evoking awful everywhere - the fixed line down to the ledge stripped to the core, i made some adjustments and continued on in safety, suffering a beer in bergen-belsen conditions and not enjoying it a bit - we live a world of woe, and who's to say if this age is any worse than another, but i'll belt the man who says so at the moment on general principle or plain-old-orneriness if nothing else