caption please

[olyclimber]

[ivan]

they're moving the retirement age to what again?!?

[AlpineK]

I used to make more than minimum wage. Now I work for TSA

[Choada_Boy]

DON'T TOUCH MY JUNK BRO!!!

[billcoe]

"Hmmmm - whatever that is.... it's big....might be a .45....only bigger".

[olyclimber]

TSA: Ensuring that you have a happy ending before you even get off the ground.

[prole]

"Mmmmrrrruummmppfff..."

[Doug]

 

The search for Bin Laden will leave no stone unturned.

[olyclimber]

urethra probing is the new fisting

[rob]

probing is so 2000s. Now it's all about estim.

[tvashtarkatena]

 

"Thanks, young feller! Ya just saved me a $200 office visit!"

[ivan]

i can't believe he turned down the moustache ride! sniff, sniff...

[rbw1966]

 

I left my keys in here somewhere--someone hand me a flashlight.

[sobo]

"Turn your head and cough."

[bstach]

"This is as uncomfortable for me as it is for you."

[Nitrox]

Prole Topping from the bottom.

[denalidave]

Are you smuggling some bananas, or are you just happy to see me?

[Fairweather]

I'm gonna charge you a baggage handling fee, Bitch.

[ivan]

it's not gay if you don't look!

[ilookeddown]

Just about done here. Now please turn around.

[billcoe]

The Taiwanese newz version:

 

[video:youtube]

 

..and from our Nipponese allies for those 18 and over:

http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=http%3A//www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DTEeRD26hDDw%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded

[billcoe]

At least someone is making a buck off of all this.

http://rt.com/usa/news/naked-body-scanners-usa/

 

".........As it turns out, former Secretary for the Department of Homeland Security, Michael Chertoff, now runs a security and risk management firm and one of his clients is Rapiscan, one of the biggest manufacturers of body scanning machines in the country. While the media continues to interview Chertoff about the value of body scanning machines, they fail to point out that he will benefit financially from the implementation of the machines.

 

"He’s abusing his relationship with the public by pretending to be a public servant and talking about how these body scanners are going to make us safer… He stands to benefit because he's getting paid by the manufacturing companies to go all over the television networks saying that these scanners are the solution to security," said Kate Hanni, the director of Flyersrights.org, a non-profit dedicated to passengers rights.

 

Talk about body scanners became increasingly popular after the failed Christmas Day bombing last year. After that incident, two major contractors with powerful lobbying groups in Washington, DC recieved contracts for about $160 million dollars each to build body scanners for airports across the country. One of those contractors was Rapiscan.

 

"Americans should be angry because the $25 million in stimulus funds that were used to order the first 150 of these body scanners could have been used to create jobs. The taxpayers could have avoided what’s akin to martial law being implemented in the airport," Hanni said."

[John Frieh]

"I'm just looking for a girl who is a lady in public and a TSA screener in the bedroom"

[Sherri]

"I'm just looking for a girl who is a lady in public and a TSA screener in the bedroom"

 

Aren't we all.