selkirk Posted February 25, 2005 Posted February 25, 2005 Just think, you could learn to sew your own shagger vests, and find a date! Quote
selkirk Posted February 25, 2005 Posted February 25, 2005 Can you sing castrato? Or have none of the chicks been quite that nuts? Quote
JayB Posted February 25, 2005 Posted February 25, 2005 Isn't it well known amongst chicks that the only guys who show up for classes that mostly chicks are into (cooking classes, yoga classes, etc) that aren't gay - are dudes looking for dates? That's a problem? If your interested in meeting a date that's good - but desperation women can sense a mile off (and that's bad). Â The disengenous interest in knitting (for example) as a pretext for getting a date would creep me out. Seems to me that nothing cries desperation like a man who voluntarily attends the "Perfect Pesto's in 15 Minutes or Less!!!" course at the experimental college... Quote
Winter Posted February 25, 2005 Posted February 25, 2005 Obviously JayB hasn't seen the hotties in the "New Age Sensitivity for the 21st Century" class that Layton enrolled in. Quote
Dru Posted February 25, 2005 Posted February 25, 2005 Yeah JayB Mike should avoid that desperate guy thing by only looking for datable girls at say, Harley mechanics courses, or D&D tournaments, or by joining MT Hood SAR Quote
tomtom Posted February 25, 2005 Posted February 25, 2005 Isn't it well known amongst chicks that the only guys who show up for classes that mostly chicks are into (cooking classes, yoga classes, etc) that aren't gay - are dudes looking for dates? Â Yoga chicks are real bendy. Quote
Jim Posted February 25, 2005 Posted February 25, 2005 A friend of mine actually took an Icibana class for this reason. He was a hit with the over 60 crowd. Quote
JayB Posted February 25, 2005 Posted February 25, 2005 Yeah JayB Mike should avoid that desperate guy thing by only looking for datable girls at... D&D tournaments  How's that working out for you, btw?  Maybe there's a symbiosis at work in those settings. Desperate chicks looking for dudes desperate enough to pretend to be into the latest quick'n'easy chicken recipes.  Better off sticking to the stuff that you are actually into and seeking out others who share the interests IMO. I know quite a few people that are actually into soccer, ultimate frisbee, softball, etc that have met their so's in coed leagues. Much less creepy.  Also - I watched "Trekkies" the other night and all of the couples who shared a mutual infatuation with Star Trek seemed quite happy... Quote
Winter Posted February 25, 2005 Posted February 25, 2005 maybe he should work the special olympics? Quote
RuMR Posted February 25, 2005 Posted February 25, 2005 maybe he should compete in the special olympics? Quote
layton Posted February 25, 2005 Author Posted February 25, 2005 I expected you guys to be WAY meaner and funnier. oh well. Â Anyway, i fixed my own problem and got a date with a real nice pretty girl whilst running at forest park just a few minutes ago. Â My problem is they always turn out to be really boring people after a while. doesn't anyone have this problem too, or are you just happy with what you got? Quote
specialed Posted February 25, 2005 Posted February 25, 2005 Hog tying some jogger with duct tape and dragging her into the woods does not qualify as "date" Mike. Quote
layton Posted February 25, 2005 Author Posted February 25, 2005 yes it does. God told me it does. plus she is a sinner Quote
Bill_Simpkins Posted February 25, 2005 Posted February 25, 2005 What's the MILF like down there? Or are you dating the young ones? Quote
rbw1966 Posted February 25, 2005 Posted February 25, 2005 I knew a chick that bought an annual membership to PRG specifically to meet guys. Quote
layton Posted February 25, 2005 Author Posted February 25, 2005 The MILF scene here in the NW part of town is off the hook, but yes, I'm into the young ones. Can you imagine me hanging out with someone's kid. Â As for the Yoga scene... i dunno, it seems pretty hard to strike up a conversation during a yoga class unless you do it real quick afterwards between putting the shoes back on and heading out the door. I tried, but conversations were always very strained and dead ending. Â I go to yoga and pilates classes b/c i like yoga and pilates, although that's kinda gay. But, i sure wouldn't go to those classes if they weren't swarming with eye candy. Quote
Gary_Yngve Posted February 25, 2005 Posted February 25, 2005 My problem is they always turn out to be really boring people after a while. doesn't anyone have this problem too, or are you just happy with what you got? Â I have this problem too. I get bored and lose interest. There's a Seinfeld episode that sums it all up as a chess match between Jerry's penis and Jerry's brain. Â penis: Just one more week! brain: Sure, you get all the fun, but you have no idea what it's like the next morning! Â I've pretty much come to the conclusion that because I have so much to do (work, climb, cello, volunteer, hang out w/ friends, etc.), that it's not worth my time any more to date anyone but the superlative -- and even then, I have little time to spare. And the superlatives are so busy themselves that they likewise aren't dating anyone at all either. Quote
luwayo Posted February 26, 2005 Posted February 26, 2005 women looking for men looking for women are to be found in any hiking club near you....wholesome & crack free enough for you? Â this of course means wasting your valuable weekends hiking & not climbing....what the hell good is this weather for anyway (other than rock or high in the ranges skiing). and you might also find yourself a potential climbing partner! Quote
layton Posted February 26, 2005 Author Posted February 26, 2005 sooo basically.... DATING SUCKS ASS Quote
cj001f Posted February 26, 2005 Posted February 26, 2005 My problem is they always turn out to be really boring people after a while. doesn't anyone have this problem too, or are you just happy with what you got? Don't date americans. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 26, 2005 Posted February 26, 2005 Don't date americans. Â Sad, but true. Quote
jordop Posted February 26, 2005 Posted February 26, 2005 (edited) Quote My problem is they always turn out to be really boring people after a while. doesn't anyone have this problem too, or are you just happy with what you got? Â Edited June 4, 2021 by jordop Quote
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