ivan

yer diabtribe'd sound alot better w/ a cock 'n yer trap

um - so - i guess treetoad wins?

yup - had the same thing happen last year

man - i needed to see this!

holy thread murdering mega picture post batman!

Well I've drunk to drown, on every ocean I've been Lake Tanganyika, where the crocodiles swim Halifax, Nova Scotia to Van Diemen's land Well I drank with the Sultan, down the Suez Canal Cause Every Dog Has Its Day Like every woman, she gets her own way And if there's a ship that sails tonight I'll captain that too, just to be there with you Well there was old Jerry Rooney, who was mad as a mule Spillblood Maloney had a head like one too That night on the bridge, with my shovel in hand Well he threatened to kill me, for sure he picked the wrong man Cause Every Dog Has Its Day Like every woman, she gets her own way And if there's a ship that sails tonight I'll captain that too, just to be there with you Well there was mutiny in Lagos, aboard the mean ship Skondi Ten or twelve days in prison, till the bastards set me free McCloskey you're free Cause Every Dog Has Its Day Like every woman, she gets her own way And if there's a ship that sails tonight I'll captain that too, just to be there with you Now I love the sea and she wants me back So I leave this ol' harbor, with the wind at my back Goodbye mother Theresa, I hope the kids settle down I must head for the Chinas, pray to God I don't drown For Every Dog Has Its Day Like every woman, she gets her own way And if there's a ship that sails tonight I'll captain that too Cause Every Dog Has Its Day Like every woman, she gets her own way And if there's a ship that sails tonight I'll captain that too, just to be there with you

well - if they're freaky freaky enough why not both at the same time?

teach you'll be poor you'll have lots of time to clmb it's better to have time if you have to choose between that and buying gear (find friends who wanna throw down for the most recent ultralight shite) oh yeah - alota folks can't handle the classroom adn freak out and shit - it's rather amusing to behold - be sure professionally it's something you wanna do hope you're not a doorknob - there's a few too many around in the schools already

arr! the gloves be off in the pirate forum me salties!

i truly resent the intrusion of rock climbing chatter in this decidedly maritime forum

yar, someonea w/ that much hair ye can pretty much nail 'em regardless of gender, ar?

Cap'n Ferdinand Leadsword?!? me likes ta think me sword stays up fer too long ta be wrought of lead...

mmmmm...scurvy!

sounds like my typical breakfast of a fine summer morning...

olyclimber stole my google-glory!!! i can drink more! btw, pbr don't count, sky!

yeah - i'm still scratching from last year - so stay away! especially from the south side - it's terrible. the north side's more to your liking...

the double crack is sweet the upside down gay-ass tennis hat instead of thick ass mountie skull bucket is classic

my ta's forming a pirate band called "iron beard"

seems the proper discussion for this new forum? generators of the flabulescent and the flatulent, IMHO

Do tell, Ivan! arm in arm bar jam + fall on jam = intense shrieking pain + shoulder dislocation + morphine in the ER = an amusing afternoon

about the worst for me as well - while crying kids'n'wives i've dealt w/ before, the most annoying part was ending up in the e.r. after an accident at the goddam climbing gym of all places (for the man who's survived countless stupid alpine incidents w/o a scratch!) the summer must rock though mikhail!

i-roc porn beyotch!

jesus christ you fucking candy-ass! we're trying to have a serious conversation here! watching you people debate politics is like watchign a bunch of retards try to hump a doorknob!

oo-oo-oo! alpinek's an ass too! seriously boys - aren't you overanalyzing this one a bit? proving bush is an idiot isn't exactly lie figuring out pi to the last decimal - and arguing he's a decent man w/ a respectable plan casts you as the neighborhood 'tard

looks more like a polish cosmonaut now