ivan

vagina?

pretty much all the options up there are the same - they're very short, about the same steepness, icy in parts and funneling rock n' ice when it's falling - you don't really need a picture - just stand on the hogsback and pick any line you want to the top from the pearly gates or off to the left - they're pretty much equal, but usually less traveled on popular days. west crater rim really isn't much steeper, except this one very very short section right at the top before leveling out for the summit slog

"jesus christ! what's that smell?" "yeah - it appears that a vagrant used the car as a shelter for the night - or maybe just as a toilet."

i wasn't the one challeng'n a fucked-junkie to a postbar throw down though! shit spreaka'n - i forgot that as one my for-tay's for that other thread! the only thang i can do int he alpine proper but back to The Dude...

And I'm sure all PDX climbers are waiting breathlessly for you to do this for them. HOW HAVE THEY SURVIVED WITHOUT YOU!?!?! We're counting on you NOLSEY! john freih is my personal hero! i think about him when i go to the bathroom

a man once wiser than myself once said "sometimes you eat the ball and sometimes - well sometimes the ball eats you"

hey! no quoting that which is already quoted- do yer job n' read the whole thread first!

"i like you dude - i like your style; there's just one thing - do you have to use so many curse words?" "what the fuck are you talking about?"

fuck! this occured to me whilst at the gym 2night as the most currently relevant and therefore amusing - come home to find i was scooped by a lousy fawking canuck (speaking of unworthy adversaries)! "the man in the black fucking pajamas..." "what are you? a fucking park ranger now?"

larry - have you heard of vietnam?

ah - fuck it..

sweet -so does this mean i can cut 50 yards out of my approach to beacon rocK?

you mean coitus?

8 year olds dude

pretty hard to clmb illegally on denali if you're flying onto the glaciers - course if you elect to slog all the way across the tundra to get there you oughta be able to climb for free!

"so - did you go crazy all at once or was it a slow gradual process?" shit - jeff bridges movie drift!

dude - the chinaman is not the issue!

ha!

blow on my toes won't that bother your boyfriend? him? don't worry - he's a nihilist. oh - that must be exhausting. i'll suck your cock for a 1000$!

groveling - whining - unplanned bivy'n - eating - shit'n in "challenging" condtions

leads? oh yeah - i'll have to check w/ the boys back at the crime lab. they've brought 3 more detectives in on the case - they got us working in shifts! ha! leads!

i am the walrus!

have you heard of vietnam larry? now do you see? do you see what happens when you fuck a complete stranger in the ass!?! no walter - i don't think larry was about to crack

yeah! fuc'em - let's invade! then i can clmb slesse w/o getting the sweat-down...

hail to the prince! jesus christ! why are so many of my countrymen super-agro ass-munch interlopers? go back to bossing around yer buck-toof bitches in south daota!