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  1. goddamit sky - would you please stop doing sweet shit like this and making me all pissed at being stay-home dad for these painful few months? maybe i just need to stop surfing the board for awhile...
  2. you're sure it wasn't orginally in your neighbor's box and you just shivved 'em for it? it was your b-day after all...
  3. sounds best that you didn't have that stuff - the idea is never to have to use them - strange to call time spent avoiding getting chopped "wasted"
  4. maybe it's the lembas bread?
  5. uuh-ey! vagina
  6. ivan

    Projects for 2003

    wow - rereading the first few pages reminds me what a fucking ass-fuck cpt caveman was and how much better this place is w/o his sociopathic shit - def the kinda guy you like to see get the living shit kicked out of him
  7. bummer i couldn't make it - the wife made very sinister noises whenever i even looked at the door - to make the homefront party even more joyous, my daughter's got pnuemonia now - fuck!
  8. wait - oly's getting the brew now?!? and after i did all that hard work of cut'n'past'n w/ google
  9. sorry, they have to share just one glock
  10. google says da roots
  11. dumbeldore?
  12. ivan

    another jackass...

    i like the hoowwiitt-esque "use" ollie makes of "quotation marks" to spur derision on the innocent
  13. ivan

    SPRAY TENDANCIES

    KLJAJ;DF ADFKLAJDFA;KJDFLJA XC,MVAEIRU!!!!!!
  14. my all-time favorite southern bumper sticker, seen often in while living in richmond, va: DON'T BLAME ME! I VOTED FOR JEFF DAVIS!
  15. ivan

    another jackass...

    agreed - old ollie was at a wedding as a friend of the bride (a muslim chick) who was marrying mi amigo, a total wastoid w/ no spine to stand up on the lack of booze thing - i didn't realize this until i arrived. funny postscript - being a total asshole myself, my boy steve told the wedding planner "no matter what you do, don't put this bastard anywhere near north" - being a damned goobley-gook speaking heathen though, the planner heard instead "make damn certain you put this great guy right next to ollie at the dinner table". good times ensued.
  16. ivan

    another jackass...

    actually met this jackass at a wedding once - unfortunately there was no alcohol provided so i wasn't able to work meself into a total Freak Out on the Fool oliver north ducktalk Assault on American Youth Oliver North | March 10, 2006 The last Global Geographic Literacy Survey, assessing the geographic knowledge of 18-24 year-olds in nine different countries -- Canada, France, Mexico, Great Britain, Japan, Italy, Sweden, Germany, and the United States -- was, at best a disappointment. It found, for example, that only 17 percent of young Americans could locate Afghanistan on a map; 29 percent could not correctly identify the Pacific Ocean; and 11 percent were unable to find the continental United States. If high school geography classrooms around the United States are anything like that run by “teacher” Jay Bennish, at Overland High School in Aurora, Colorado, the results are understandable. Though Mr. Bennish is charged by his school board and principal to instruct his young charges in geography, he chooses instead to use his pedagogical perch to preach hatred -- of Israel, George W. Bush and the United States. After the State of the Union Address in January, Mr. Bennish told his students that the President's speech "sounds a lot like the things that Adolf Hitler used to say." He went on to accuse Mr. Bush of "threatening the whole planet," while describing the United States as "the most violent nation on the planet" and a country seeking to "keep the world divided." "My job as a teacher is to challenge students to think critically about issues that are affecting our world and our society," Mr. Bennish said after his anti-American diatribe was exposed by one of his students. Apparently “critical thinking” is more highly valued in the classroom than say, teaching the location of the Mississippi River to students who couldn't find the Mississippi River if they fell into it. In New Jersey, “teacher” Joseph Kyle of the Parsippany-Troy Hills school district decided to put the president on the stand and hold a "war crimes trial." A student played Mr. Bush, while others played his defense team. A group of five teachers sat as the "international court of justice." The president was charged with "crimes against civilian populations," as well as "inhumane treatment of prisoners." Not only did the teacher's union approve of this, it also said Kyle was completely justified. Ann Landenberger, a “teacher” in Newfane, Vermont, has “informed” her students of her support for a local resolution calling on the state's lone U.S. Congressman, "Independent" socialist Rep. Bernie Sanders, to file Articles of Impeachment against President Bush. Her salient explanation: “I can't say to my kids that what happens on the national level doesn't affect us at the local level," she said. "Would that we could all be in a cocoon, but that is not the case." As might be expected in this age of political correctness, teachers' unions and local chapters of the ACLU have rushed to defend these “educators'” “constitutionally protected right to free speech.” But this is neither educational independence nor an exercise of free speech. It is instead a gross abuse of power by adults who are subjecting children to political polemics every bit as insidious as that delivered by a commissar. It is interesting to note that those who now proffer the most vociferous defense of these “teachers” to say what they want in the classroom are the very ones who want to ban other educators from uttering a Bible verse, challenging Darwin's theory of evolution or noting that we are “one nation under God,” when pledging allegiance to our flag. Not surprisingly, the so-called mainstream media has failed to note the utter inconsistency in defending the “right” of some teachers to defame our President -- while denying the freedom of expression to other educators who profess their faith in God. The consequence of the political-legal crossfire of America's classrooms is predictable. As shown by the Global Literacy Survey -- and dozens of other assessments -- students in public Education aren't learning that which will prepare them for jobs and higher education in a highly competitive global economy. Parents who can afford to, vote with their feet. They pull their children out of these troubled schools and send them to private or religious institutions or home-school them. America's high-tech industry is constantly lobbying Washington to increase the number of visas granted to qualified immigrants -- because our schools aren't producing enough competent graduates. There is no doubt that our children must learn “critical thinking.” Before they get to politics -- shouldn't they at least know geography -- and maybe some math, and science? It would be nice -- if this is to remain the home of the brave and the land of the free -- that America's students could place it on a map.
  17. don't matter the brand - after a long day of trudging through the snow, the ideal tent's gotta one of these inside: course, if it's a small tent (like them little biblers, which do rock btw) there might not be much room to move around in...
  18. when?
  19. do you mean pete's pile? off 35 right at the turnoff for the spur area?
  20. eating smart is the new global warming
  21. hmmm - i like that the toe contest is shaping up (perhaps we should have categories for competition?) - i'm gonna need help figuring out an excuse to attend this session though - the baby was due monday but most be as lazy as his damn daddy; i have a regretable suspiscion he'll be emerging now as the key is tapped what therefore is my line? "i just need to run out to the car for second, honey, i'll be right back..."
  22. life's too short to eat shit that ain't tasty - i find my strict regime of ho-ho's n' ding-dongs really prepares me for the true bingng of candy barz n' fruit snax i bring in the alpine
  23. ivan

    Mozambique

    "....south africa - sub-a-human bondage...."
  24. toooooo much - it'd be so much damn cheaper if de'd just uncage the soul
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