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  1. i find it odd that this picture made some highly disinterested in sex - for me, it was far more powerful in keeping me away from fructuse-laden beverages...
  2. ivan

    This morning

    you can use old motor oil to fertilize your lawn
  3. ivan

    Good qoutes

    now that's my style!
  4. ivan

    Hello!

    all your base are belong to us?
  5. actually the trick is not to skim but to apply a davincafuckation algorithm to the 3rd letter of each post which derives the Essential Message: "kill your neighbors - kill britney spears - then kill yourself - be sure to get your whole head in front of the shotgun"
  6. ivan

    Vagina

    the dude abides
  7. now if only it were peregrines nesting at the butte instead and crack-heads at beacon - they could keep the butte closed all year and i'd give a shit
  8. honestly, they all seem about equal to asking a voodoo witch doctor - the bankable forecasts all need to be 48-72 hrs out it seems - it is rather preferable in these parts to approach all climbs with either the alpinist's mentality of bugging out at the first sign of nasty storms or the rastafarian's approach of bringing sufficient bivy gear and herbal supplements to weather a blow in style
  9. perhaps they're confusing marmots w/ cougars?
  10. dude - i dunno - was just playing w/ meself in the b-room and i'm pretty sure i gotta lot more left in the tank! who the hell the hell wants serious dscuson anyhow? if i wanted that shit i'd actually pay attention when my wife or my boss was talking to me...
  11. shit - gotta play house 2morrow afternoon now w/ a vindicative frau - threatened ww3 if i couldn't go thursday though...
  12. i'm poor and i have the summer off les claypool once said "funny thing 'bout weekends when you're unemployed - they don't mean so much, 'cept you get to hang out w/ your working friends"
  13. ha, ya i was gonna recommend that the trashcan oughta be put on a sturdy leash! incidentally, and not to rain on anyone's parade, but half the fun of drinking beer on top a cliff is hearing the mega-fuck-death explosion of the empties below - i would still expect a lot of bottles to go over the side even if the shiny new can's empty...
  14. you didn't want to rumble w/ the romanians? don't you know they hate us for our freedoms!?! musta been big guys bill, i'd imagine you'dve enjoyed working out on them - or perhaps you had already achieved maximum pumpitude?
  15. how 'bout wendsday after 3 at broughtons? bueller? bueller?
  16. 1 star - weak sauce thread! - but equal to the ethics guide
  17. ivan

    Big Bro

    so do ya recon The Man chooses to filter our humble little piece of inanity here?
  18. don't matter - shasta's an ugly piece of bull-dung w/ crap glaciers and a thousand hours hell n' gone from any of ca's populated spots
  19. shrinkage!
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    Remember My Lai?

    seems strange but i believe massacres such as this recent one show our country at it's best - afterall all human societies are made up in large part by murderous cock-suckers and are therefore wont to do nasty shit such as this on a regular basis - but most societies then do a thorough and excellent job of covering it up (the turks to this day to a man deny the armenian genocide they perpetrated) - our society - riddled w/ division as it is - still largely supports a free media and expects gross injustices such as this be exposed. there were afterall investigations and retributions after both my lai and sand creek. and at my lai the best of america such as the helicopter pilot who's name escapes me now risked all to bring an end to the killing by placing themselves between the murderers and the civilians and threatened to fire on their fellow soldiers (this guy was then court-martialed for his bravery). the bottom line is that this sort of shit will never cease occuring - it is therefore the responsibilty of a decent liberal society to confront and excoriate it when it does in the hope that these flowerings of hatred can be minimized
  21. ivan

    Cold-Water Swimmer

    seems like beyotches oughta be better at this sorta shit
  22. ivan

    Remember My Lai?

    remember sand creek? same shit - different decade - and every race of man equally criminal and all fit to burn in the same fire
  23. dr. frued sayz: "i thinks zet dismeans you have latent homosexual fetishes for your papa"
  24. phat name for a slab route fer sure
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