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  1. i would think it even more difficult to survive the fuzz who would undoubtedly be hot to destroy you - so jealous they would be at the degree to which yer ballz outweighed their's
  2. ivan

    Layton on a date

    yeah bitches!
  3. i've never been to the top of rainier and not felt lie canned shit - but that's the joy of alpine style! sea level to 14000 in 24 hrs is just tough - b-17 pilots musta just hated life
  4. raise yer hand if ye too had a drunken cinco de mayo fueled brawl w/ yer famly last night damn sneaky mexicans - we'd should invade them and steal half their shit...
  5. ivan

    Layton on a date

    i'll go 'price's right' style on yer ass and lay my stake to 1 week 1 day
  6. never had to wait to climb sky chimney or white velvet - both excellent moderate trad routes - fact i've only seen 2 or 3 parties ever climb those - a great vantage point to gawk at the horror-fuck-fest in the main area
  7. dude - dru so hates you...
  8. you just need the balls to bolt it while it's shaking all over the place fun fact w/ the accompanying article - st helens has extruded enough lava in the most recent series of eruptions to fill a football stadium to a height of more than 10 miles - monkey face on crack n' miracle-grow!
  9. climbed w/ sober people and collectively we forgot to pick up ropes from cache - realized this only halfway up the madness, past the point of no return - fell 30 meters at the top of the ice-cliff but cratered into powder snow to cackle another day
  10. umm, bill?.....wtf? Whatsamatter Eric? Worried that he passed it on to you after a night of 'drytooling'?
  11. umm, bill?.....wtf?
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    car problems

  13. nice - you've been running up there a bunch lately
  14. it'll be a long time 'fore that road opens
  15. done - but jim opdyke's gonna be the pope and only queers can marry and i get all the 19 year old virgins (though admittedly there's probably something wrong w/ a girl of such age if she meets that bill ) - layton can have 'em for further testing once The Twight's arch-minion's happy
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    musical talent?

    music - yes / talent - no
  17. mike layton's the zombie jesus dru's judas i'm sycophant #69
  18. so you can close your eyes and imagine you're on the eiger mordwand?
  19. goddam i can't wait for my son to get a few months older! i haven't been out to the butte in months... ...wait, is that somethign i should really be antsy about? john - you know how much i'd dig on catchign the scurlock show and my rice-burner car is the perfect ride for such a gig, but my life is suck-sad currenlty and i'm having to obtain my ersatz-alpine buzz by pulling on plastic when i should be getting my alloted 5 hours of sleep :whiner:
  20. to the contrary, i've found "literate misanthrope" typifies the common cc'er so what's the projected heal time for an injury of this sort?
  21. wow - a bunch of board types getting fawked up of late - are we all sinners in the hands of an angry god? get well stephen
  22. there's too many damn forums already (we gonna add more forums for the other favs? coleman-demming? ingraham/d.c.? da toof? chair?) - i'm not enthralled by dog route reps either but i just don't read 'em unless it's a slow day - the tr search feature lets you find the cool ones anyhow
  23. of course not, that's why the 10% have to rise up and kill the other heathen 90%
  24. checked out the link - i'm gonna have to get me a subscription to "gut" magazine - maybe put in the shitter for a little reflection reading?
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