ivan

it all comes down to noses and fingers - who ever has fewer when it's all said and done gets the "most stupid yet slightly hardcore" award

it only took 2 hrs of work to dissuade you!?! dude, you should come sit in my classes, you'd fit right in! (plus i'm sure the kids would find you dead sexy )

isn't it actually 06/06/2006? not so scary... there's several billion chinese and assorted towel-heads who couldn't give a shit either - of course that's because they in fact are the seed of Lucifer and we must exterminate them all before their infernal machinations Bring Down the Temple!!!

criminal? like the god-samaritin law? didn't they do a "seinfeld" about that? agreed that you're generally a low-life fuck-nut if you render no assistance to a dying man who could be saved by your ministrations, but the rub as carl points out lies when the victim is hopeless and the result of pausing potentially suicidal- i've never been to everest but from what i gather, near the summit it's a total madman's world where even very fit people are close to dying and the margin for error and the consequence of fuck-ups plain to all from the git-go - i believe, were i there, in a small party and ragged as ruins, i'd be leaving passed out strangers behind too, and feeling no worse about it than some soldier on a normandy beach running like hell for himself just to get out of the line of fire - i'm sure my family and friends would berate me for playing it any other way.

"nows that's what i call a new york joint - you can pick your teeth w/ a new york joint" any self-respecting african would be rolling phillies anyhow...

move over beck weathers...

in the khumbu - if you bring a yeti in my tent i get ta fukit first!

yeah, if nothing else can we start force-feeding the chicks growth hormones so they'll be all fledged n' flying by the end of school!?! maybe if we can get some progress on the north side of things we'll at least be able to seek shade during the mid-day before climbing on the whitehot rock of evening

as someone always get's aroudn to saying, feel free to send me the gear you think needs retiring

shit, it's simple - b/c the NW gots the best access to the finest n'

dunno about the white salmon creek but the icicle creek in leavenworht was in beserker flood stage last week!

my experience on the kahiltna - 1) the upper 3 feet of glacier becomes pure snowcone material - most/all bridges gone 2) the cracks are indeed monsterous and its possible on a reasonably spaced party for you both to be in the belly of the beast at the same time - no reason to make exotic lengths, just be sure you leave enough rope in a kiwi coil or other system so you can do crevase rescue w/ a fresh line. 3) picketts oughta be fine - make anchors w/ them and deadmen

da'couve in da'fawk'n house! i'm not alone in my hardcore-ness!

smoky-smoky

bitch zigged when she shoulda zagged 'zall

"there is no safety in numbers - or in anything else" - james thurber

MILF!

i think she died of grief soon thereafter - made some vulture damn happy though! we, like the chinese, have the capacity to swallow sorrow

[quote Sounds like open season for all deer on cascade river road if you ask me... huh Ivan? well, as far as i've witnessed, josh's only batting .500 against these majestic mammals - he does certainly have a taste for fine moose-killing motorcars though...

what a coincidence, i just took a shit! stubbed my toe on the way back in the door too...

i think this is a stern and foolhardy challenge to the pharmaceutical world

the standard dumbass 5 hr drive from the 'couve to the goddamn trailhead?

all the cool folx die on the forest deproach!

yuck - set up a car shuttle if possible - much more pleasant! the approach through spray park is fawking gorgeous....

all good pirates are at sea (or dead (or in prison (or too balls-deep in some afro-chinamen's daughter to spray in anyway but the conventional sense))) da'yar! sluts n' sampans off the spanish main!