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the thought of bill o'reilly getting on his "o" face will temporarily trammel my onastic capacities

yes to the first, you know the answer to the second

people who don't discriminate are blind idiots - the trick is in oppressing the RIGHT people

she's frequently on bill maher - you get the feeling he relishes a chance to hate-fuck'er - at any rate you gotta admit she's articulate and her ninja skills are tight too as i seem to recall her foiling a pie-in-the-face-attack a few years ago w/ lightening reflexes

no one complains about folks who're hot getting naked - ma n' pa sasquatch ain't so aesthetically pleasing though...

lake ann

loose testicle?

we really need a vomit emoticon

They Hate Us For Our Maple Syrup

discuss...

word - that shit is like saturday jail - kinda like "the breakfast" club only i didn't get to smoke any dope halfway through and all the chicks were scary looking

sounds like i'll be at broughtons and climbing roudn 3 w/ backwoods this afternoon - anyone wants to meet up and make it a par-tay's welcome - probably start on gandalfs.

was planning on heading out to BB this afternoon round 3 - not certain if i'm gonna have a partner or not - anyone else interested in climb'n'swat'n mozzies?

are you doing this as some sorta 12th step there carly? i fully expect you to call me a chicken-fucker now

i find it always works just to mention how amazingly drunk i was at the time and to remind The Fuzz to praise me for even staying between the shiny lines...

dude - i've been to the edge! like i even soloed the toof a coupla weeks ago - w/o my 10 essentials! so i WiLL judge you!

may 14 - 2006 - goddam this mountain

glad i don't live in fucking botswana!

i feel so ashamed that i checked this thread out

repo man?

sounds really bad. sucks.

doubt it - doesn't that thing usually stay closed until late june/early july most years?

i doubt the schrund's that huge a deal currently, but still might freak newbies out - if you do go the whole using a rope route just be sure to take plenty of picketts to make it all safe also consider hte cooper spur route - far more aethestically pleasing, just as easy really, and a much cooler experience

hee hee bitches! - summer's here and school's out so while i'm busy wiping asses and getting nagged to death whilst not climbing i'll be right'chere spraying filthy eloquence

will give my left testicle if someone can convince me this ain't my not-so-fair-haired-boy (posing as the The Deadmilk Men, but of course this was an obvious ploy given the important secrecy of The Message): Tuesday - yes, it was Tuesday When I saw my congressman coming out of the titty bar He didn't look like my congressman, but that's okay Nobody really looks like themselves anymore I think its got something to do with that crap They've been pouring into the water I decided it might be wise to follow the congressman Just to see what he was up to. After all, my tax dollars do pay his salary. The congressman got into a taxi, so I hailed a taxi Despite the obvious dangers involved And the coloured voices in my head began to sing: All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall And I can hear it all, yes I can hear it all All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall And I can even hear the little insects crawl The congressman was in taxi number 23 And I was in cab 17 But numbers are meaningless in this kind of cat and squid game My driver was an Aries And he laughed when I said "Follow that cab!" And he kept laughing until he saw the cold blue steel of Little Elvis "Keep your god-damn hands off that radio!" I warned him "I work for the government!" This is actually a half truth I'm really a bike courier But I make a lot of deliveries to government offices. That's where I heard about the cheese. And the coloured voices in my head kept singing: All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall And I can hear it all, yes I can hear it all All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall And I can even hear the little insects crawl There's this super secret government program called "Operation the cheese stands alone" It's the congressmen's pet project They claim that they're giving surplus cheese to the needy I, of course, have my suspicions After 15 very quiet minutes The congressman's cab pulled up outside a warehouse I had the Aries circle around the building and drop me off. He seemed to be grasping the importance of my mission Since he said I didn't have to pay him. As long as I promised to stay very far away from him and his taxi. I swear, some people just don't want to get involved. All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall And I can hear it all, yes I can hear it all All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall And I can even hear the little insects crawl So I walked into that cold dark place Little Elvis drawn and ready for action I too was ready - Ready for the moment when I would be a real American All I gotta do is bang my head on the wall And I can have it all, yes I can have it all All I gotta do is bang my head on the wall And I can even make the little insects crawl