allthumbs Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by jules: Dude, they just have other incidents with which they're more concerned. Even if it's not the SPD, showing up at Ex38 parking to bust some ID fraud just isn't going to rate on-duty time. Sorry. [ 09-16-2002, 02:54 PM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_noggin Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 Trask get the camo out of the closet grab the AK with the sniper scope lets go VARMIT hunt'in!! I will bring my 300 win mag Elk rifle I can waup!! a baseball at 300 hundred yards with that mutha! Hey at that distance he would feel the WAUP!! before he heard the BANG!! I'll row sham bow you for the first shot. Hey can I bring my bar dawgs they is gett'in hungry they haven't eat'in since they was a chew'in on Dennis Harmon's You would proably rather rig a claymore to a wallet that would be kinda messy. So you up for some good old USA RAMBO kick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 [ 09-16-2002, 02:55 PM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attitude Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 A couple years ago, there was a news story about mail theft from rural boxes. Citizens staked out their mailboxes with a video camera, recorded the next theft, and called in the sheriff. Problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 back in the day some logger was stealing pins and throwing rocks down from the top at squamish aid climbers hardcore... they got about 20 guys together walked into the Chieftan Pub and grabbed him drinking beer with his buddies (too scared to do anything) took him out by Shannon Falls and tied him to a tree, then everybody got a couple of rocks and "the first one to break a bone gets a case of beer!" end of problem BUT if these guys are russki mafia and you pull that shit you risk getting capped one day as payback.. so dont start what you cant finish maybe vigilante justice should end with the guy being delivered to the cops, then? feed him to the snafflehounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 if you seriously think it is russion mafia or something...then you should contact the king county sherriff's office, they have a task force exclusivly to deal with these folks...they are nearing as large a problem as some of the asian gangs...... when i was doing fraud in the auburn/kent valley the russian mafia was way into similar scams like this, as well as honda/acura theft..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_noggin Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: I was thinking more along the lines of a gauntlet ass whoopin'...not killin' them you fool. If you just ph-uk them up they could come back on you I have been involved in that shit before I say NUKE the muthaphukers but if you don't want to kill them how bout some Kong justice, dung covered bamboo shoot up the penis, than can my bar dawgs chew on them awhile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 I think you spent too much time in the Delta. Sound thinking though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 Maybe you'd get a better police response if you told them the bandits were stealing Trail Park Permits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 note to self: never NEVER fuck with "dick head" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rr666 Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: Maybe you'd get a better police response if you told them the bandits were stealing Trail Park Permits. now that is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtw Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 try this: George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the Police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that no one was available at this time, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when one became available. George said "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and then phoned the Police again. "Hello. I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, 2 Armed Response units, a Helicopter and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. The police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 Hmmmm, an Urban Legend I think .... but a good un' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 Ooh, I like that idea! Catch the fuckers on video, preferably with more than one camera, then roadblock them and walk out of the trees with 911 on the line. Tell the police you've shot some car thieves, but you might have missed one of 'em. It might be a good idea if no one involved in the operation actually has a gun on them at the time. It'd be easy to block them in if they were at the Iron Horse lot, but if we had four cars and some road flares or traffic cones, we could easily block traffic on either end of the pullout, too. All it would take is four drivers to man the roadblock, and five or so others in cover with cameras and reliable cellphones. If they run, they won't get far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 Like I said, send me an email if your interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Hey lucky... I am so sorry to hear about your climbing partner. Tell her I am thinking of her and hope she heals soon! as far as the thieves go, I realy hope you all can come up with something. Maybe if you get good video and make a big stink in the media, something will happen. Good luck sk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salbrecher Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Then you can send the video to "Real TV" and make money off it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 [ 09-06-2002, 08:02 AM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrosaurus Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: Maybe you'd get a better police response if you told them the bandits were stealing Trail Park Permits. Maybe you deserve to get ripped off if you were socially irresponsible enough to buy a Trail Park Permit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_noggin Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Retrosaurus: quote:Originally posted by vegetablebelay: Maybe you'd get a better police response if you told them the bandits were stealing Trail Park Permits. Maybe you deserve to get ripped off if you were socially irresponsible enough to buy a Trail Park Permit. Big talk from a guy that goes around removeing hangers and chopp'in other climbers routes Pretty socially irresponsible if you ask me [ 09-06-2002, 09:10 AM: Message edited by: richard noggin ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrosaurus Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by richard noggin: Big talk from a guy that goes around removeing hangers and chopp'in other climbers routes Pretty socially irresponsible if you ask me I have never stolen hangers. I think what you mean is removing bolts from irresponsibly bolted routes. A socially responsible act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Sweet! Rock cops rule! Thanks for imposing your moral standard on the climbing community as a whole! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Retrosaurus: quote:Originally posted by richard noggin: Big talk from a guy that goes around removeing hangers and chopp'in other climbers routes Pretty socially irresponsible if you ask me I have never stolen hangers. I think what you mean is removing bolts from irresponsibly bolted routes. A socially responsible act. Goddamm I'm starting to bore myself. I've got an opinion on everything. Yay, internet! So, this one is this: I firmly believe that the removal of bolts is necessary when previously trad-only routes get bolted. I think specifically of Cunning Stunt at Index, and that steep slab left of Jello Tower at Castle. It's sad to me when the original integrity of a route is desecrated, never again to be enjoyed in the style of the first ascensionist. This robs the first ascensionist of his/her accomplishment, and it removes the awe and respect that future ascensionists and hopefuls might feel when contemplating the route. Try and go bolt gritstone, some of ya! My opinion is in no way an endorsement of Retrosaurus, who continues to baffle me with his feckless feckisms. Retro, go hump some fossils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle_Tricky Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Speaking of mailboxes and such, my uncle in Colorado had a problem with some kids lassoeing his mailbox with a chain and driving off. He also had a problem with getting hit by lightening, which proved to be fatal, but that's another story. Anyway, he'd hear the roar of the truck, and run out into his yard to find them speeding away, his mailbox pulled from the ground. He fixed the mailbox, and a week later, the same thing happened. Pissed. So, he went to the lumber yard, bought a four inch steel post 10 feet long and 500 pounds of concrete. The product was a mailbox that could have served as a footing for a skyscraper or anchored the USS Missouri in a typhoon. A couple weeks later, he heard the familiar roar of the truck, followed by a big crash and clatter. He ran out and found the bumper of a Chevy truck--complete with license plate--attached by a length of chain to his mailbox... Busted! [ 09-06-2002, 01:16 PM: Message edited by: Uncle Tricky ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 go retro!! i support your the decisiveness that you ahve used in your pullin...muchos gracias Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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