TREETOAD Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 I had fun in the real forum, y'all should hop in, the waters fine. thanks for stealing my post michael_layton Quote
ChestBeater Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 Fuck I hope this is resolved quickly and these fucking people go away so we can get back to looking for the NOdder. Quote
carolyn Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 This may be the best shit that has happened on here for ages only seems that way because you have over 1000 posts! Quote
layton Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 Scout troops can also help one keep their snow cave "warm and dry"!!! Quote
Lambone Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 dude that was a fucking classic line bro, nice that guy fucking pissises me off man. homeys dead and he has to come on spraying how it's because dead guy didn't have his fucking nail clippers and tp. that guy needs an ass whooping Quote
sk Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 i think i heard someone whisper *ccchhhaaaattttteeerrrrr* Quote
ChestBeater Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 I have a toenail clipper, no fingernail clipper. Will I be OK? Depends. How many gallons of trioxane do you have? How many MREs do you have stuffed up your snow cave? Quote
ClimbingPanther Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 How many MREs do you have stuffed up your... Quote
layton Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 it took me several minutes to type out my xeroxed freedom of the hills harness kit and now its goooooooooooooooone!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
layton Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 I bet they didn't have their "tote and chip" merit badge before tackling the lofy summit Quote
Zeta Male Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 Hi ya'll I just want you to know that I have learned something here on this site today... From now on no matter what I climb, winter or summer, I will always carry the following: three ice tools and an axe, spare picks and bolts (two for each tool), three ropes, two extra gallons of fuel, spare food for two weeks, two stoves per person minimum, A tent, bivy bag, space blanket, signal mirror, two cell phones, 2 spare batteries for each, a HAM radio, an auxilarry antennea for the HAM, spare batteries for this, a GPS, a PLB, a family radio, a whistle, dry logs and an axe, matches, lighters, flints, lighter fluid, heat packs, spare clothes...good God many, my personal favorite a not yet invented indelible mountain marking device that will explode bright color around the spot where I am (telepthically controlled of course), and Toblerone I just had to vent...it was that or I was going to gouge my eyes out peace WTF - no 105mm cannons (to take care of the avi danger)? Quote
TREETOAD Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 Shini gami say.... Going to bed. I'm a Troll? I searched, and this means I am an uneducated lurker. I grew up in a spot so remote, we had a Scout Camp on my Farm. I would go out with what I could carry for a month at a time over summer breaks. We'd have to look for squirrels and rabbits to eat (Hard to find in the wild, but not in the suburbs). I've even made Turtle soup many times, and eaten Brain sandwhiches more than I'd want to admit. GroundHog and Raccoon are the worst, too much fat and Grease. I called it at Possum, I won't eat that stupid ass tree climber. I do live to eat acorns, but you have to leach(soak) them in water for a wek first, as they have tanic acid that will shut down your digestive system. I LOVED going out in snow waist deep, and building a snow cave to sleep in. We used to build a fire, get the snow to start to melt, then put it out to freeze into an ice dome on the first night. I did this all the time from grade school, thru high school, and kept doing this thru college. Started doing again as a father of 2 boy scouts now living in the subburbs. So F!ck you if you think I'm a poser. I've made more than my fair share of traps, and gutted and skinned and preserved plenty of pelts. Pour that salt down the RacoonTail. I also used to turn in the Groundhogs ears for 50 cents. I bought another box of 50 .22 shells with that 50 cents for the bounty every week. If I hadn't met and married my wife, and had my 2 boys, I'd hang all the time above the treeline. Have fun with this one boys and girls!!! Quote
plexus Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 im bringing the nitro NITRO!!! This is by far the scariest shit I've ever seen. Save me Baby Jesus!!! Quote
JosephH Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 Man, they need to purge recent forum memberships and lock down most of those ip addresses after this circus. This has been the online equivalent of a dirty bomb - an explosion of contagious cluelessness. Quote
chris Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 Man, they need to purge recent forum memberships and lock down most of those ip addresses after this circus. This has been the online equivalent of a dirty bomb - an explosion of contagious cluelessness. Absolutely right. Welcome back, Joseph. How was Beacon? Quote
Dechristo Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 Man, they need to purge recent forum memberships and lock down most of those ip addresses after this circus. This has been the online equivalent of a dirty bomb - an explosion of contagious cluelessness. Max Online: 627 @ Yesterday at 04:02 PM Quote
quicker_than_ewe Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 Shini gami say.... I would go out with what I could carry for a month at a time over summer breaks. We'd have to look for squirrels and rabbits to eat (Hard to find in the wild, but not in the suburbs). I've even made Turtle soup many times, and eaten Brain sandwhiches more than I'd want to admit. GroundHog and Raccoon are the worst, too much fat and Grease. I called it at Possum, I won't eat that stupid ass tree climber. Pour that salt down the RacoonTail. Wow! With the table menu of this guy, I feel really unsafe around here as an alpine herbivore. Later dudes... Quote
woodsgirl Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 Hey, climbers. First, this is a funny place, so I won't be PC, either. Have ya ever thought that this is a window into the "climber's world" where many have never looked? I live very near a great rock formation--Oak Creek in the Naches Ranger District, not back country, but a lot of climbers train there, it seems. I have to tell you, that I will think differently about those people after glimpsing the extremely rude community here. I have never seen so many people looking down on others. I am sure we will all leave. Why would we hang around with all the "when will they leave" comments? Flame me all you want; it wouldn't have taken that much to be nice to VISITORS. As for running down SAR.........tasteless. I hope if they ever come to haul your asses of the hill, that you remember all the comments here. Maybe they don't climb as well as you all, but they are generous with their time----I jam with one SAR guy every week and he misses a lot of jams due to mountain rescues. I hope if they read the comments here, that they consider the source. Quote
archenemy Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 --I jam with one SAR guy every week and he misses a lot of jams due to mountain rescues. Well, now we know what wood this girl gets. Thank you for your openness and welcome to Spray. Quote
billcoe Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 Hey, climbers. First, this is a funny place, so I won't be PC, either. Have ya ever thought that this is a window into the "climber's world" where many have never looked? I live very near a great rock formation--Oak Creek in the Naches Ranger District, not back country, but a lot of climbers train there, it seems. I have to tell you, that I will think differently about those people after glimpsing the extremely rude community here. I have never seen so many people looking down on others. I am sure we will all leave. Why would we hang around with all the "when will they leave" comments? Flame me all you want; it wouldn't have taken that much to be nice to VISITORS. As for running down SAR.........tasteless. I hope if they ever come to haul your asses of the hill, that you remember all the comments here. Maybe they don't climb as well as you all, but they are generous with their time----I jam with one SAR guy every week and he misses a lot of jams due to mountain rescues. I hope if they read the comments here, that they consider the source. The board is a lot like the real world in that way. Plenty of great people, and plenty of dicks too. It's nice to sort out who you wouldn't mind doing an extended backcountry trip with online before you are stuck in a snow cave with a Donghead who yammers crap 24/7. Welcome to the board. Quote
Ducknut Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 I have a toenail clipper, no fingernail clipper. Will I be OK? Depends whether you got the titanium one at REI or the cheap stainless one at GI Joes. Quote
G-spotter Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 Hey, climbers. First, this is a funny place, so I won't be PC, either. Have ya ever thought that this is a window into the "climber's world" where many have never looked? I live very near a great rock formation--Oak Creek in the Naches Ranger District, not back country, but a lot of climbers train there, it seems. I have to tell you, that I will think differently about those people after glimpsing the extremely rude community here. I have never seen so many people looking down on others. I am sure we will all leave. Why would we hang around with all the "when will they leave" comments? Flame me all you want; it wouldn't have taken that much to be nice to VISITORS. As for running down SAR.........tasteless. I hope if they ever come to haul your asses of the hill, that you remember all the comments here. Maybe they don't climb as well as you all, but they are generous with their time----I jam with one SAR guy every week and he misses a lot of jams due to mountain rescues. I hope if they read the comments here, that they consider the source. The board is a lot like the real world in that way. Plenty of great people, and plenty of dicks too. It's nice to sort out who you wouldn't mind doing an extended backcountry trip with online before you are stuck in a snow cave with a Donghead who yammers crap 24/7. Welcome to the board. If only the missing climbers had learned to tilt their photos 90 degrees like billchoad... they would have been able to slide down right off the mountain, right Quote
billcoe Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 If only the missing climbers had learned to tilt their photos 90 degrees like billchoad... they would have been able to slide down right off the mountain, right Sigh, ya see how that works Woodsgirl, on cue and with lightspeed G-spotter shows up and needs an ass kicking. At least he left the picture of the sheep out this time! Quote
Choada_Boy Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 Someone should hit the "Reset" button. Start from scratch. Forget it ever happened. Nothing to see here. Move along. Quote
BobC Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 Yeah, let's make SAR's job even harder. What don't you just question authority. Ask those in authority questions. Quote
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