Name My Dog

[cluck]

Well, thanks everyone for all the great suggestions. I especially liked "Shithead" - that movie's great. There were some really good ideas that almost hit the mark but in the end, only one really felt right.

 

So ladies & gentlemen (and I use the terms loosly), let me introduce you all to Sahale:

 

If you see us on the trail, don't hesitate to stop and say hello!

 

 

Later...

[barkernews]

How 'bout Jesus?

I met a dog named Jesus in New Mexico.

 

It might offend the the right wingers (even though there are plenty of Jesuses (Jesai? People named Jesus?) walking around today.

 

Or you could pronounce it the Spanish way... "Hay-Zeus"

 

Then you could say:

Jesus shat on my carpet.

or

Jesus puked in my car.

or

Jesus ate my homework.

or

Jesus likes it when I put beer in his bowl

 

Just a suggestion.

[cracked]

You are witty and original.

[snoboy]

grreat! teaching her to chew on gear already. keep yer mutt away from my pack thanks.

 

pretty cute though.

[Kitergal]

Yeah!! That was my vote!! It fits! I'm tellin ya!!

 

OMG!! She is adorable!! If you ever need a puppy sitter....let me know!!

 

-M

[mrs_cluck]

Sorry, cluck and sahale are not allowed to go play with strangers.

[specialed]

 

Unless they're straight males of course.

[fredrogers]

What about calling her "Gramma"?

 

Here Gramma! Gramma get your head out of the toliet! Gramma don't sniff her there! Oh no, gramma shit on the carpet again.

[DirtyHarry]

[nolanr]

I know a Siberian husky mix named Luna, although I don't think she was named after the peak (owner is a non-climber). Good name though.

Oops. Too late. Sahale works just fine, she's a cutie. Are you teaching her to climb ice? I've heard of dogs doing mid 5th class rock routes.

 

 

 

 

Edited December 14, 2004 by nolanr

[olyclimber]

That dog will be forever known as THE NODDER to me.

[bigwalling]

Bearfucker

[bigwalling]

oh and Snafflefucker

[RuMR]

I named my dog "bigwalling" and then punted it...

[bigwalling]

Damn, why didn't you just shoot it in the head?

[Blake]

I've heard of dogs doing mid 5th class rock routes.

 

 

 

 

Yeah, there was a dog shown in one of the Banff Film Fests from a few years ago (and the movie Front Range Freaks) who was a great scrambler and a fearless downclimber as well.

[billcoe]

What's the pup lookin' like these days Cluck?

[TamaraSlade]

Shoulda named her Stains....

 

Come Stains! Cum!

[marc_leclerc]

Shoulda named her Stains....

 

Come Stains! Cum!

 

Or Guzzler.... now that would be funny...

 

COME GUZZLER!!! COME!!!

[murraysovereign]

I think it would be fun to name a dog "Stella". That way, just in case she ever got loose from the yard, I could spend the night wandering the streets, drunk, in the rain, yelling "Stella!!... STELLAAAA!!!... Come back, Stella!!"

[Sherri]

Better yet, you could name your dog "Beer." If you roam the street yelling "Beer! Come!" people might think you have magical powers and pitch in a few to get things started.

[Phil K]

Sharma?

 

Not to disrespect Chris, but it has that nice crisp dog-name sound to it. "Yo, Sharma, get your butt over here, NOW."

[summitchaserCJB]

Very inovative.