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Everything posted by DirtyHarry

  1. ALPINFOX'S BERF DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#

    Pax didn't pay me this month to be his friend. Until I get the check, I'm out.
  2. Shuksan/Baker/Ed Dorado Conditions for Late May

    Its 5.8, not 5.5, but if you get a chance, Daryn's route - the Northwest Areyete on Shuksan, looks very worthwhile.
  3. You couldn't keep up.
  4. Anyone know where to get Sky Valley Rock?

    Check Feathered Friends, Second Ascent, and Marmot in Bellevue.
  5. [TR] Wyoming Montana - 4/19/2009

    That girl your climbing with is pretty but she sure has a manly looking hand. Looks like a fun late season trip.
  6. Dammit! I just moved to Colorado...

    Hi. I just moved to Iowa and apparently there's no mountains here. WTF!?
  7. [TR] Wyoming Montana - 4/19/2009

    Do you really have tats on your fingers? That is so core!
  8. I doubt they had any ropes on anything harder than 5.8. If you can't climb 11worth 5.9 than that is your problem.
  9. Dammit! I just moved to Colorado...

    You're an idiot. Why would you move halfway across the country without checking it out first?

    "The researchers from the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine say overweight people cause excess greenhouse gas emissions because they eat more than thin people and are more likely to travel by car." You could say the same thing about alpinists.
  11. This is the way it was and the way it shall always be.
  12. Dumbass Climbers?

    awesome! a never ending artesian well of chestbeat! Wow. Hikers are so insecure.
  13. Captain escaped- Navy Seals shot pirates

    So those lame pledge drives I've been putting up with for years are just red herrings? Dammit!
  14. Dumbass Climbers?

    Perhaps its because you and KK leave yourselves open for such witty repartee.
  15. Dumbass Climbers?

    I'm pretty sure Alpinfox has more MySpace friends than you though.
  16. Dumbass Climbers?

    What's wrong with personal gratification? It's nice when you can find someone else to gratify you, but that's not always the case.
  17. Dumbass Climbers?

    No way. Coleman rectangle bags with the flannel liner and a cast iron stove to make a nice pot roast in is the only way to roll.
  18. Dumbass Climbers?

    This thread is some funny shit. This dude does have the biggest backpack in the world on, though. What you got in there, a tauntaun?!
  19. Captain escaped- Navy Seals shot pirates

    At least you can get rid of hemmorhoids.
  20. Captain escaped- Navy Seals shot pirates

    I'm not a pirate. I don't even like rum.
  21. Glacier Sunblock

    I prefer syrup.
  22. Who made us the worlds policeman?

    I can feel it coming in the air tonight Hold on ... I've been waiting (waiting) for this moment all my life. Hold on ...
  23. Who made us the worlds policeman?

    If we are the World's Policeman it would be cool if we could be Crockett from Crocket & Tubbs on Miami Vice and wear stylish 80's threads and live on a sail boat. And have a sweet Phill Collins / Genesis soundtrack when we made drug busts.
  24. Glacier Sunblock

    You fuckers will give advice on just about anything. You must be guides. Will you teach me how to wipe my ass?
  25. Glacier Sunblock

    Pretty much any outdoor sports store that sells outdoor sports products.