gapertimmy Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 for some reason i was just reminded of a very plab nick name a guy had on my football team in highschool. he was a larger mexican fella, and everyone, including the coaches called him: 'bean dip' bring em on, i wann hear some original nick names Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 pig pen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 RUG ONE TRACK ASSHOLE(OOPS NOT ORIGINAL) TRASK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
To_The_Top Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 "Dan the tan man" WWU years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Red Balls Stumpy Kerlue The Wop (althought not origanal) T2K Fresh Socks Wyatt Errp (althought not origanal) Skunk Malibue Leshawn - for a skinny little white girl The White Gook - sorry for the racial slurr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Catturd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Crusher, but named after the hat cupcake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hikerwa Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Squirrel KBURD107.7 Turdrick Her-Dick Seen Her-Dick Spordrick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Bee Hay A bunch of us were sitting around camp 4, coming up with other phrases that began with our initials. Brad Hughes said "big head" and as soon as the words were out of his lips you could tell he regretted it. He did have a largish noggin, and being his friends, we instantly began calling him Big Head which wound up being slurred and shortened to Bee Hay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Off_White said: Bee Hay A bunch of us were sitting around camp 4, coming up with other phrases that began with our initials. Brad Hughes said "big head" and as soon as the words were out of his lips you could tell he regretted it. He did have a largish noggin, and being his friends, we instantly began calling him Big Head which wound up being slurred and shortened to Bee Hay. Excellent. There was a girl at the PRG a while back who was dating one of the hardpersons who worked there, and she quickly earned the reputation of being a bit on the dim side. Someone, naturally, pointed out that she was dumber than a bag of hammers. This was, for the sake of convenience, shortened to B-ham, and she was referred to as such thenceforth, at least when she wasn't around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 I know exactly who you are talking about. I don't even know her real name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Coach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 rbw1966 said: I know exactly who you are talking about. I don't even know her real name. Kristen or Christen or some variant thereof. She ain't been in the gym in forevs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Feck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducknut Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 fulcrum--the most primative of the simple tools Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Friends of mine from high school: James Baby Traffic Master -- for his backseat driving skills, whether requested or not. Johnny Hellfire -- (actual last name Himmelburger) for when he stole an old lady's full food bag outside a grocery store and she yelled after him, "May you burn in an eternal Hellfire!" G.T.A. -- for my friend Bill after being arrested for trying to steal an engine part from under the hood of a Chevy Duster parked on a street. Other nickname: L.D. (stands for Limp Dick) because he couldn't get it up one night during a one night stand. Me, I was Colonel Klenk, for obvious reasons {Hogan's Heroes}. Actually, I still get the Colonel Klenk moniker on occasion. Yep, we were the WSP's -- the White Suburban Punks. We even had our own silly little gang sign of a 'W'. To make this sign, hold your hand in front of you (back of the hand away from you) and bend your ring and index fingers toward you leaving the other two straight. The middle-ring-and-pinky fingers form a 'W'. Hey, I told you it was silly. This was during the heyday of the Crips and the Bloods in L.A. I finally grew up a couple of years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 We had the JCP John Candy Posse Had to be there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastsider Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Spitter A friend of mine in the AF who mistook a bottle for beer rather than the spittoon it was was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PullinFool Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Jameserus (coined by Index-T-shirt Rich), for our sandbagging young climbing-tower-built-on-abandoned-off-ramp friend... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 "Stormin' Norman" for the only black guy on our HS track team. He could do the 100 yard dash in 10 seconds flat. He always used to ask me to whistle the theme of the Harlem Globtrotters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayB Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 I worked for an investment company while I was living out in Colorado, and after a reshuffling I ended up sitting next to The Whitest Man in America, both in color and culture. Grew up in Vail, looked and sounded like a young Will Farrell (the big white guy from SNL), etc, etc. I started calling him "The Jive" as a joke, and it stuck instantly. He seemed to dig it, but I was never sure if he was in on the joke or not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 I had a first yr college math class with a skinny pimply wigger who insisted on being called Funky Fresh Cecil I despise all attempts to nicknamize my name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 fern brings up a good point. i didn't know these were my nicknames!!! "i have many names some they call to my face" jayz i never had a nickname that i can think of???? always been eriK i just made the other ones up!! great now i am all self concious and shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 erik said: fern brings up a good point. i didn't know these were my nicknames!!! "i have many names some they call to my face" jayz i never had a nickname that i can think of???? always been eriK i just made the other ones up!! great now i am all self concious and shit! "that know it all walking guidebook guy" at one job I had my boss was Jewish... and I shaved my head the day before I got hired... he started calling me Neo-Nazi then Nazi Boy... is that racial discimination? i better sue before the statute of limitations runs out I have had various friends known as Ed Bot Model 99 Greasy Mexican Half Breed Legomaniac Long Hair Hippy Scum Scam Stiff Pilot also one guy not really a friend we all called Marshmellow cause he reminded us of one... white and soft and unable to rebound quickly when poked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 shut up jon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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