Mr_Phil

DAS parkas are onsale now at Patagucci. $159.

Eat a box of dick, PussNuts.

Dwayner, tell us the story!

There's a court order against showing you mine.

I'm in.

Tis getting a bit warm for ice climbing.

Good job, dude!

You bring the condoms, he brings the lube.

Whatever you do, don't bend over to pick it up. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

He rides with the seatpost up his ass.

Sounds like a job for MattP.

Good dog. Good dog.

Never stopped you in the past.

Depends on what kind of rock. I dont know about out there, but its common ethic not to dry tool on established rock climbs. And when possible, climb in rockshoes to minimize any scarring. Is it possible that someone down the road would want to establish a climb on the now scarred rock? Just asking! This is a pretty stupid question. You're asking folks to predict the future with certaintly. Is it possible? Of course it's *possible*.

Not really. I don't think the world will change with her demise.

craigslist?

Directed by Steven Spielberg

Jingle: "This world's a-changing faster than a teardrop turns to laughter But some things never change, and they're the things that really matter. Like weather vanes and country lanes, where crickets chirp at night And breakfast in the early morning starts your day off right." [ cut to interior farmhouse kitchen table, breakfast time ] Farmwife: Out here on the farm, breakfast is our most important meal. That's why we start each day the natural way. With a big brimming bowl.. of Quarry. [ shows product ] [ family members pour the rocks from the box into their bowls ] Farmwife: Quarry contains no preservatives, no additives, no artificial flavoring. And it's made without the use of pesticides or inorganic fertilizer. Because Quarry isn't grown; it's mined. It's the only cereal that's pure 100% rocks and pebbles, for a hearty old-fashioned flavor the whole family will enjoy. [ flash cuts of family "chewing" on the rocks in their bowls ] Son: Great, Mom! Farmer: This is really good. Daughter: Delicious! Farmwife: And it's good for them. Because every serving is chockful of minerals. Daughter: I like Quarry 'cause it's crunchy. Farmwife: What? Daughter: [ louder ] I said, I like Quarry 'cause it's crunchy! Farmwife: So, if breakfast is important to you, try Quarry. Jingle: "Like swimmin' holes and brimmin' bowls of cereal made from stone. Announcer: Quarry. Better tasting 'cause it's mined.

Oh, the irony.

The Golite Six Month Night kicks the Das Parka's ass. Too bad they don't make it anymore.

I don't care what you have to say. Blah, blah, blah.

12 Step is aid.

Just don't fall off the ladder.

Or Spade Climbing, for short. Like this: