Mr_Phil

Well, you're just going to have to do more than just lie there.

Does such a place exist for me? Right next to the mashed potatoes!

Dude married a 15 yo girl. What's up with that?

I believe you contradicted yourself. First you say Then you say This second quote suggests that you think the self arrest grip is safer.

Exclamation points are gay.

If you can't climb lc in under 2 hrs, then you really shouldn't be climbing.

Such as?

Just reverse the polarity in a stud detector.

Typical male cc.com'er lament: She left.

Yo mamma so fat she creates her own rainshadow.

Not to mention that pretty much everyone within 1000 miles of the Pacific Ocean has been banned from miniscrotumclimbing.com.

POTD

The two Asolo shells are made of different materials, pu vs. pebax, so they will have different flex characteristics. www.asolo.com How about the Lowa Civetta?

Sounds like you need a blowjob.

There are a number of pins out there on classic routes where the eye has rusted through and is now completely useless. Just another rusty nail to step on.

Yo mamma's so fat she has goats living on her upper flanks.

Your Momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she gets an estimate.

Yes, preferably wearing a blue bikini top or blue bra, showing G rated clevage. Photo ideally would be shot prior to the new leaves coming out but could be shot later in the year. Please have a great smile and a positive attitude. This should be a head and shoulders photo only shot from above.

These folks should be charged for their rescue because they were not carrying MLUs. Taxpayers should not have to pay for their obviously dangerous actions! Oh, wait. That was in Canada. Nevermind!

So you believe that teachers are more akin to assembly line workers than professionals?

If teachers only worked their contracted hours, and spent none of their personal funds on their classrooms without reimbursement, the education system would crumble even further than it has already. If teachers were effectively teaching students how to think, then we wouldn't be using phrases such as "President Bush".

This is a bunch of BS. Town Crier, for example, has a number of fixed pins that are next to reasonable gear placements. This route should be cleaned of extraneous gear.

Recent Avy forecasts are available here. BACKCOUNTRY AVALANCHE FORECAST FOR THE OLYMPICS WASHINGTON CASCADES AND MT HOOD AREA NORTHWEST WEATHER AND AVALANCHE CENTER SEATTLE WASHINGTON 900 AM PST SAT JAN 20 2007 DETAILED FORECASTS ZONE AVALANCHE FORECASTS * OLYMPICS, WASHINGTON CASCADES NEAR AND WEST OF THE CREST- Considerable avalanche danger above 5000 feet and moderate below 5000 feet Saturday. Gradually decreasing danger Saturday night and early Sunday becoming considerable above 6000 feet and moderate below. Further decreasing danger Sunday afternoon and night becoming moderate below 7000 feet, with the greatest danger persisting above 6000 feet on lee slopes. SATURDAY, SATURDAY NIGHT Decreasing snow showers further cooling and decreasing winds are expected Saturday morning. Becoming partly to mostly cloudy with light winds late Saturday and Saturday night. Recent wind slab deposits should be slow to settle under cool temperatures. This should make triggered slab avalanches likely above about 5000 feet where backcountry travelers should be increasingly cautious in steeper terrain, avoiding any wind loaded slopes. SUNDAY, SUNDAY NIGHT Mainly high clouds light winds and continued cool temperatures Sunday should allow for a further and slowly decreasing danger. Some areas of wind slab may persist at higher elevations where caution is still urged. Backcountry travelers should continue to assess local snowpack stabilities and use safe travel techniques.

Oh my God, I never thought of that!