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Mr_Phil

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  1. Mr_Phil

    What...

    We don't need you. We have Dr. Flush Amazing and Chiropractors now.
  2. My God, that is soooo clever.
  3. You're welcome. I'm here to help.
  4. Mr_Phil

    Is this OK?

    And that big multinational giant which controls computers, software, and the flow of information across the interweb. Bastards. Ban cloned computers. If you really care, then you would write your own software and forge your own computers from sand. Otherwise, you're just kissing ass of the big man.
  5. Mr_Phil

    my nose hurts

    You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose. The angles aren't right. Unless you do the reacharound.
  6. I'm sorry to hear that you feel that failing to summit is failure.
  7. We're all going to die. Some of us are just trying to have fun while we're alive.
  8. Just about anything will work.
  9. BS. Teams of three are fine. Double ropes and an autolocking belay device work great.
  10. Mr_Phil

    MOST WISE POSTER

    Actuaries = The offspring of accountants and statisticians. Oh, God. Shoot me now.
  11. Peter Puget quoting Fox News? Have you no shame?
  12. Please, please. No more speculation. If you had an MLU strapped to your foot, you wouldn't be in this situation.
  13. Mr_Phil

    Is this OK?

    Ok, then. You are a computer dweeb.
  14. Mr_Phil

    Is this OK?

    I don't have any faith in your cloned thread.
  15. Makin' bacon is good any day of the week as well.
  16. Mr_Phil

    my nose hurts

    The other problem is that cold weather means heated interiors, which are typically very dry. This dries out the inside of my nose, and I end up peeling off mucus membrane with the boogers. The resulting blood clots just makes things worse.
  17. Another Mounties bashing thread!
  18. Mr_Phil

    Sex Machine

    I'm James Brown, bitch.
  19. It all depends upon the shorts you wear over them. There's a science to this.
  20. The other choice is a view from the backside.
  21. Dude, this is spray, not squirt.
  22. Seahawks suck.
  23. Hey, the guy in the upper right looks like Gary!?!
  24. Try Ritalin. Works for ... . Let's go ride bikes!
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