Mr_Phil

Went to his slideshow at UW last week with all the cool kids. You guys get sloppy seconds.

No, he meant Tonsilitory Issue.

Yes. Guess what? You're getting old.

Dudes. Too much information.

Plagiarism is aid.

Also: whale tail - the appearance of the top rear strap of a woman’s thong, v-string or g-string underwear above the waistline of her pants, shorts, or skirt whenever she sits, bends over or squats, though some low-rise clothing is now designed to display the whale tail at all times; so-called because the strap closely resembles a whale’s tail rising from the water. and Muffin Top (or Muffin Top Girl) is a slang term for someone who wears both tight fitting low-rise jeans (or pants) and midriff-baring tops. This phenomenon generally occurs when the wearer is overweight or attempting to squeeze into incorrectly sized pants and the resulting bulge of flab above the waistline is often said to resemble the top part of a muffin, where the dough spills over the casing. Muffin

Ooooh. Another Mountie bashing thread, coming up!

Is that one of those butterfly tattoos atop a chick's ass crack?? I thought those were ass antlers. Women are soooo confusing. Edit: Ok. Ass antlers are a specific type of tramp stamp.

You're an ass for buying them too tight. Intuition liners will solve most of your problems. (except you being an ass.) If these fit, they will work fine. http://stores.channeladvisor.com/swp/Boots/Boot%20Accessories/

Is it that time of the month or are you always like this?

Oh. My. Gawd!!!?!!!?!!!?!!!?!!!?!!!

Can't you AK boys get a room?

While we're collecting valuable marketing info, which is your most common base layer?

Public education is another example of the power of the union.

I figured you would say something like, 'sorry britney, if you had only stayed woolly.'

A couple more. Save first, spend second. Invest in diversified, low cost index funds. Vanguard is my favorite fund company.

Fucking your dog is pretty gross there, Seahawks.

I have an artsy job.

Or have oil that Seattlites need to fill their SUVs.

Any girl who asks about internet dating online could use a little extra help. You're welcome. OKay Ole wise one.....any suggestions on healing "the broken-hearted"? I can do that too. A little Mr Phil lovin usually makes a girl feel fit as a fiddle.

Oooh, you're right. H&R Block bought the TaxCut software. TaxCut had a pretty good reputation. H&R Block, on the otherhand ... .

Anyone girl who asks about internet dating online could use a little extra help. You're welcome.

I live in Seattle and I HATE CRIME! Are you with me or against me?

Most suffer from Mad Canadian Disease.

"Clueless twit" is pretty accurate.