Mr_Phil

They hide em well.

It's the democratic world which put George W. in charge. Paradox, no?

Slippery. Crampons recommended.

That's a Patagucci tie. Organic, metrosexual, and 0.000001% of the profits go to Enviromental organizations, so you can feel good about yourself and we get the tax breaks and free advertising.

You first. Waiting ... .

Don't. They don't control themselves. Drunk driving, Teen pregnancies. Too many examples.

Anyone who pitched out the Complete North Ridge of Stuart would probably still be there. Simul-climbing is used to cover *easy* ground quickly, where you aren't comfortable free-soloing. Oh, and don't fall.

The last time I climbed Rainier, it was snowing like crazy. In July. Does that count as a winter ascent?

Dumbass

Yeah, they post sex offender pics here, too. Really, you and your 'friend' can do whatever in the woods, but please keep it zipped around the women and children. Mmmkay?

An ascent in the winter.

We don't need you. We have Dr. Flush Amazing and Chiropractors now.

My God, that is soooo clever.

Da Toof.

You're welcome. I'm here to help.

And that big multinational giant which controls computers, software, and the flow of information across the interweb. Bastards. Ban cloned computers. If you really care, then you would write your own software and forge your own computers from sand. Otherwise, you're just kissing ass of the big man.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose. The angles aren't right. Unless you do the reacharound.

I'm sorry to hear that you feel that failing to summit is failure.

We're all going to die. Some of us are just trying to have fun while we're alive.

Just about anything will work.

BS. Teams of three are fine. Double ropes and an autolocking belay device work great.

Actuaries = The offspring of accountants and statisticians. Oh, God. Shoot me now.

Peter Puget quoting Fox News? Have you no shame?

Please, please. No more speculation. If you had an MLU strapped to your foot, you wouldn't be in this situation.

Ok, then. You are a computer dweeb.