Mr_Phil

It's like giving your climbing partner a blowjob. If it's happening more than once a trip, maybe you have fag issues.

although some people should.

U da man.

Climbing *and* hookers? What more could you want!

Now THAT'S an Action Suit.

Cashing the $550 check makes up for it, no?

Seaweed?!?

If you don't know, then, well ... .

It's hailing, again.

And if they were Russian, it would be a vodka bottle.

Hybrid

If the Koflach Vertical double boot fits, wear it.

For those times when the footholds or handholds break.

There you are Lookin' just the same as you did, Last time I touched you And, here I am Close to gettin' tangled up Inside the thought of you

They hide em well.

It's the democratic world which put George W. in charge. Paradox, no?

Slippery. Crampons recommended.

That's a Patagucci tie. Organic, metrosexual, and 0.000001% of the profits go to Enviromental organizations, so you can feel good about yourself and we get the tax breaks and free advertising.

You first. Waiting ... .

Don't. They don't control themselves. Drunk driving, Teen pregnancies. Too many examples.

Anyone who pitched out the Complete North Ridge of Stuart would probably still be there. Simul-climbing is used to cover *easy* ground quickly, where you aren't comfortable free-soloing. Oh, and don't fall.

The last time I climbed Rainier, it was snowing like crazy. In July. Does that count as a winter ascent?

Dumbass

Yeah, they post sex offender pics here, too. Really, you and your 'friend' can do whatever in the woods, but please keep it zipped around the women and children. Mmmkay?

An ascent in the winter.