assmonkey

Please note that Dr_Flash_Amazing's current avatar is a scan of what appears to be the back cover of D.R.I.'s 1982 EP, "Violent Pacifications." You kids out there would be wise to school yourselves in the way's of D.R.I. They were climbing 5.11 back before 5.11 even...uh...I mean they were playing metal-core back when the current crop of Nu-metal bands were suckling momma's teats. - a s s m n k e y

Cool, thanks for the info. I haven't parked in that upper lot in a long time, so that makes sense. I'll continue to park low, poop high. - a s s m * n k e y

That's a crazy picture.

It's also what happens when there is no public accountability for a police force's actions. But I suppose a 70's era Soviet culture of terrorizing the populace for which these secret police organizations are supposed to be protecting appeals to you...?

The story I heard (back in 1995) was that the FBI planted the bomb in the Subaru so that they could arrest the couple for being in possession of illegal weapons of limited destruction, and the bomb accidentally went off before the feds could do the search. This huge settlement payoff would coincide with that theory; the feds are paying to keep their incompetence quiet. The FBI was really fucked up in the early 90's. Ruby Ridge, this, missing OK city. Fucking ridiculous. What a seemingly incompetent organization.

Q: Daddy? A: Yes, son. Q: What does regret mean? A: Well son, the funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret something you have done than to regret something that you haven't done. And by the way, If you see your mom this weekend, will you be sure and tell her... SATAN SATAN SATAN!!!!

Very cool. Something like this, then? What would comprise a list of "the usual tools?"

That is sooooo fucking cool! Assmonkey said this months ago. Assmonkey is a political genius. - a s s m * n k e y

I was up at x38 last night and noticed that there is now a $5 fee to park in the upper lot (the one with the pooper). Questions: 1) Do you have to pay at the lower lot now too? We didn't check because we wanted to maximize our climbing time. B) Which of the nineteen different annual parking passes do I have have to buy now to avoid shelling out $5 per evening of climbing? (Pay to play, baby.) III) This better mean that there is better patrolling of the area. If I am paying $5 per visit now, and my car gets broken into, I am going to be livid. Is this the case? Will the state troopers who set up the speed traps between exits 34 and 38 now do hourly runs through the lots, or do we have to leave boxes of Krispy Kremes on the hoods of our automobiles to entice them? - a s s m * n k e y

It's spring. What do you guys carry with you, if anything, to clean the winter moss from our local routes? Nut tool? Fuller brush? Fingertips?

I didn't participate because I've only done half the listed routes, but that chart is fricking cool! I'm going to bring a calculator to the crags and adjust all the ratings by the correct multiplier. "Dude, according to my multiple, this route is 5.93345...." Cool thread!

...Because it's wet all fricking spring and they charge $5 now to park in the upper lot and there is rampant crime in the parking lot and gumbies show up and do stupid shit (I have seen more injuries at 38 than I have at any other climbing area; sprained ankles, falls that didn't need to happen, people dropped while on TR, etc) and there are no gear routes worth talking about and the goddamn bugs jesus the goddamn bugs. I like x38 because it's the closest rock to me, I can be on the rock 45 minutes after leaving my office. The routes suit my short attention span. It's real rock. I know many of the routes now, so it's good for my ego to climb there (the soft ratings also help with that aspect). The routes are all well-bolted, so I feel safe at the beginning of the season when climbing is scary again with the bolts that are spaced 4 feet apart. It's a "like-hate" thing I guess. I still go there and usually have fun. I wish Index or 11worth were a closer drive. Seattle kind of sucks that way, insofar as there not being decent climbing close in to the city.

I think you are assuming that because she is a Bush she is Republican. I don't know if that's a correct assumption. Waronhunger.org isn't exactly a Pubby organization.

Bush blows .

One week old .

Maybe he was trying to score with fenderfour?

What the hell are you talking about? Shuttlecock?

If I saw people floating up to heaven and shit, I'd be a little freaked out.

But you can't use your cellphone at the Rogue! Explain to me why that's bad?

Someone needs to read this book....

Just last night I got pissed off because my buddy was pulling harder crimpy boulder problems at SG than I was, so I nonchalantly did a couple laps on the fist crack in the back room there, knowing my buddy would think he could walk all over me there, too. He couldn't get off the ground because he doesn't know how to fist jam. So I while he struggled, then I told him it was a 5.6 crack. Now I feel guilty that I fed my ego at his expense and I am . Assmonkey is so suck. - a s s m * n k e y

But on the island of assmonkeys from whence I come, I am, THE BEST ASSMONKEY OF THEM ALL! assmonkey:

This one is for the ladies in the house.

You just jealous. I g-o-o-t the pagetop and you can't have n-o-o-o-n-e. I got the pagetop, I got the pagetop, na-na-na, na-na, na-na. I got the pagetop, and you can't have none. I got the pagetop, and you can't have none. I got the pagetop, and you can't have none. Klenke: assmonkey: