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The answer is in the original posted article! If avid high-profile social media hikers go on 'adventure' hikes on the formally-abandoned trails @dannible (and others) mentioned, and then Instagram the shit out of the hikes, as in "I'm doing this rad adventure, look at my millennial selfie to prove it!", then two more will go. And then two more. And then two more. And then USFS will get funds to maintain those trails. Before you know it, the trails will be popular again and back in shape. The Instagram effect is a real thing. To wit, last summer's climb du jour, the formally obscure Hellbent for Glory. One issue might be a lot of those abandoned trails share parking with the well-used trails, so access will remain a strain. This strategy less clearly helps our over crowded local climbing areas though. I don't know the answer for that. Its getting more crowded at every Washington crag every year. At least porta and permanent shitters are showing up in the right places lately. Thank you WCC for that. - a s s m n k e y

THANK YOU guys for cleaning these awesome routes. I'm keeping a sixer of schwag tall-boys for y'all in my trunk in the event I run into you guys. I stumbled across IAF yesterday and took advantage of it's newly cleaned state. THANK YOU! This is a kick-ass route, with excellent protection at the crux. People should get on it! Them rocks too, and it's got some shiny new (?) chains. Also got over to Shady Lane a couple weekends ago and got on a couple of the newly cleaned routes over there. These are all quality routes, well worth the walk. Many of these routes are also in the shade, something to think about on sunny hot days. The more these routes get climbed, the cleaner they'll become! - a s s m n k e y

Bad ass, and inspiring. Nice work! - a s s m n k e y

Balls. [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2PeqyvjjbY - a s s m n k e y

Balls. - a s s m n k e y

Came across this quote in a John Long book the other day and it made me chuckle: "Off rappel, asshole!" - a s s m n k e y

You may not have been over left far enough. As I remember it, from the far left of the belay platform area, you look straight up at a line of bolts that is 10a. To the right of the 10a are two more routes, graded 10b and 10c if memory serves. The two easier routes you mention are accessed by scrambling to the top of a 15' pedestal on the left and then moving left again to access the two bolted lines. The routes on Blackstone are all consistently graded for the area. Blackstone wall has interesting face climbing on solid rock. I wish it were 100' taller and 100' wider. - a s s m n k e y

And it's going to be subtitled, "Chinese Democracy".... - a s s m k e y

I would, for one, would like to see Hot Lips in an all-girl feature. Perhaps a MILF-themed one, where she "takes advantage" of a younger, less-experienced woman. I don't know that that would technically make her "gay" though. Bi-curious, perhaps? - a s s m sickie n k e y

I thought Hot Lips' speech was great, she looks smoking hot with those glasses on. She reminds me of a high school friend's hot mom! Oh yeah, and she said a bunch of words, too. Not sure what that was all about.... - a s s m 8D n k e y

How can you guys sit here and watch a video about two girls pooping into a cup when America is being turned into a Fascist police state? - a s s m sickie n k e y

She's not lame, she's hot! Totally worth the triple-post. I'm mastribating again right now! - a s s m n k e y

Sign me up baby! - a s s m o n k e y

Hey man, lay off Hot Lips. She's hot. Way hotter than Mitt Romney. McCain is one lucky dude! I'll bet she looks good in a blue dress. Hmmmmmmm.... - a s s m n k e y

Dammit, I fucking love this thread. And it's getting edumacational now too. How about that. - a s s m n k e y

... an ass. Yeah, and a nice one at that! Go Hot Lips! McCain just got my attention with his veep pick! - a s s m n k e y

Hot Lips is cool. I think McCain made a great choice with her. She looks way better in a skirt than the Mittonator. - a s s m n k e y

Those PMS ads over there on the left for ladies delicates are sweet. They make my pants feel funny. - a s s m :kisss: n k e y

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Oregon beat Washington. Oregon State beat Washington. You guys still suck in the eyes of Ducks and Beavers. Bow down to this Dawgs.... And, yes, I love living in Seattle and wearing my Oregon shirt around town, especially with your lame-ass record since Neuweasal got fired. - a s s m n k e y

Configurable RSS feeds would be cool. By configurable, I mean that I can choose which forums appear in my RSS reader. - a s s m n k e y

I have been spending some time in the kitchen lately. I would like to share a special recipe with you. I like to bring this snack along with me when I go climbing. Choclate Salty Balls two tablespoons of cinnamon two or three egg whites half a stick of butter, melted stick it all in a bowl (baby) stir it with a wooden spoon mix in a cup of flour (you'll be in heaven soon) a quarter of a cup of unsweetened chocolate half a cup of brandy a bag or two of sugar just a pinch of vanilla grease up a cookie sheet (cause I hate when my balls stick) preheat the oven to 350°F (and give that spoon a lick) Check in 10 minutes. I like to sing this little ditty while my balls are warming in the oven: Say everybody, have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown. If you ever need a quick pick-me-up Just stick my balls in your mouth. Oooh, suck on my chocolate, salty balls. (Put 'em in your mouth!) Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em... Please share your special recipes as well! - a s s m n k e y

"The thought of vaginal fluids pooling together and floating through space like lightweight mercury..." Ah, what a wonderful thought. - a s s m n k e y

I really enjoy thinking about this quote from the linked blog post: I'm still enjoying thinking about that. Yup, if it's gonna be like that, I'm thinking I should investigate this space travel business. - a s s m n k e y

The drama, the romance, the passion, the giant ! I will see that movie! BTW, Charles Mudede is an incoherent gasbag. - a s s m n k e y