assmonkey

Damn. The word n o d d i n g gets magically turned into "steaksauce." Strange. steaksauce. steaksauce. Steaksauce. Steaksauce.

steaksauce off:

Cat waiting for the right moment to assassinate a foreign leader:

Angel cat?

If you look at all the posts in one big page, THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THREAD EVER! It's kind of like a low-grade mescaline trip. - a s s m n k e y

No, dude, that's not what happened at all. Chandler gave Joey a couple roofies and then Monica walked in on Chandler buggering Joey in the ass while he was passed out and tied up in a giant bondage rack. She freaked out and ran to Pheobe for comfort. Soon they were engaged in a lesbian embrace. Ross came in and saw this, and dropped trou and it became a incestuous threesome. Rachael was out shopping for a bigger "marital aid" so she wasn't really in the episode. I can't wait for the made-for-tv reunion movie. - a s s m n k e y

I paid fucking $2.35 for a gallon of gas last night, and prices are projected to continue to rise through the summer. I don't give a shit what you think of his or Sen. Douchebag's leadership merits, but the sad truth is, people vote with their pocketbooks. And at $2.35 a gallon people ain't gonna be happy. Bye bye, W! - a s s m * n k e y

Hey bite my ass, shitpants! I'm right here. I don't have much to add to this thread except that the shows with skinheads sucked. I hated those bald, angry, drunk motherfuckers. Oh, and, "punk rock changed our lives," so if you weren't there, you most likely wouldn't understand. DRI fucking rules. - a s s m n k e y

How come that climber has all that pubic hair on her face? - a s s m n k e y

Still looks French to me.... - a s s m n k e y

Ashley Suddenly Single In news that is sure to be greeted with whoops and hollers from fraternity boys across the nation, Ashley Olsen, 17, is now boyfriend-free. The New York Post says that the "New York Minute" cutie pie (she plays the "good" twin in the flick, which opens Friday), has split from her beau of three years, Columbia student Matt Kaplan, 20. The most brutal part of the breakup? The mini-mogul apparently called in quits in the middle of Matt's finals. "He's very upset," an insider tells the paper. "They've been bickering for a while, but this is just bad timing." Ashley's rep tells People that the parting was "amicable" and "they wish each other the best," adding that no third party was involved. Mary-Kate, meanwhile, is still happily coupled with her boyfriend, David Katzenberg (his dad is Dreamworks co-founder Jeffrey), who attends Boston University. And for those out there wondering (and you know who you are), the twins celebrate their much-anticipated 18th birthday on June 13. Gossip source.

Those guys look French to me. They're probably spies.

Probably only V3, but still...

Dude, that's trick. How does the cat stay in balance like that?

This anarchist is trying to destroy the furniture:

Stray cat:

Another Really Lucky Cat:

Lucky cat:

I want this video game for Father's Day:

IR cat:

Foul! This is totally not a cat, dude.

This is not actually a bear:

This cat is trying to look smart by hanging around books:

Seriously:

Really big hair: