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Really Big Cock:

That picture is fucking killer! I had a gf who had a cat that chased deer! That cat sucked, except for the deer chasing part!

Seattle wimmin fuggin' rock. I've met more single women who have their shit together in the 5 years I've lived here than I did in the 10 years previous. You youngster single men don't know how good the pickin's are. Try being single in Missoula for chrissakes. You'll get tendonitis from chronic repetition of chokin' your pleasure monkey because there are so few eligible bachelorettes. I'm just glad I don't live in Yoo-jin anymore: she took me off my guard with disappointment I got sucked inside of her apartment she's got dried-up flowers, flaky skin a beaded necklace and a bottle of gin she's a nightmare hippy girl with her skinny fingers fondlin' my world she's a whimsical, tragical beauty self-conscious and a little bit moody it's a new age let-down in my face she's so spaced out and there ain't no space she's got marijuana on the bathroom tile I'm caught in a vortex, she's changin' my style she's a nightmare hippy girl with her skinny fingers fondlin' my world she's a whimsical, tragical beauty uptight and a little bit snooty ... oh, oh, oh ... she's a magical, sparklin' tease she's a rainbow chokin'' the breeze yo, she's bustin' out onto the scene with nightmare bogus poetry she's a melted avocado on the shelf she's the science of herself she's spazzing out on a cosmic level and she's meditating with the devil she's cooking salad for breakfast she's got tofu the size of Texas she's a witness to her own glory she's a never-ending story she's a frolicking depression she's a self-inflicted obsession she's got a thousand lonely husbands she's playin' footsie in another dimension she's a goddess milking her time for all that it's worth - a s s m n k e y

What's your point, that the Bush administration has been doing a bang-up job dealing with the recession? Where are the jobs? How are we going to pay down that deficit? Why does gasoline cost $2.25 a gallon now?

Yeah, this thread sucks. IMHO. - a s s m n k e y

That SNL skit with the cowbell is fucking h i l a r i o u s. Seen that? It's one of those rare skits that just makes me roll on the floor . Is that show on TV still?

Votes are like dollars: People only want to give them to people they think they can trust. That's what the "likable" issue comes down to. That's why Bush is still hanging in there despite the 9/11 hearings and the Iraqi prisoner debacle. He comes across as the goofy baseball coach for your kid's team that hasn't won a game yet, but still gets you with his unfounded optimism. Kerry is coming across as the asshole in a nice suit who cut in line in front of you at the bank. - a s s m * n k e y

The other thing that's amazing about that is many of those 'biners prolly had a loooong ride down to the base. I'm surprised they tested ok. - a s s m * n k e y

on my ass.

It's obviously a kneecap. Duh.

From www.poisonweb.com POISON HISTORY >>> Bret Michaels - Vocals, Guitar, Harmonica C.C. DeVille - Lead Guitar, Vocals Rikki Rockett - Drums, Vocals Bobby Dall - Bass, Vocals Poison exploded out of the LA club scene and onto the national stage in 1986. After years of paying their dues, the controversial glam metal punks, whose stage show was hailed by one critic "as the Sex Pistols meets Kiss on acid", could not be ignored. Combining streetwise, catchy songs which lead vocalist Bret Michaels called "the soundtrack to our lives" and a strong video image, helped to make their 1986 independent debut album, Look What The Cat Dragged In a multi-platinum Top Ten smash. Soon Capitol Records came calling, however Poison refused to subdue any of its music or image to fit into the mainstream. They stuck to their guns. Poison’s outrageous image and attitude caused as many people to hate the band as fans who loved them. There was no middle-of- the-road attitude with this band. With the MTV and radio success of the singles "Cry Tough," "Talk Dirty To Me," "I Want Action," "I Won't Forget You," and an opening act slot on the Ratt tour, Poison had become a household name by the summer of '87. Poison was, and still is, one of the few bands who, because of constant touring and having over the top, no-holds-barred stage shows, has formed one of the most loyal fans bases in the world, allowing them to tour arenas for the last 16 years, as many of their peers fell by the wayside. In 1988, Poison released their second album, Open Up And Say...Ahh!, which was originally slated to be produced by Paul Stanley of Kiss, but due to scheduling conflicts, the band worked with legendary producer Tom Werman instead. The record quickly went platinum and its first single, "Nothin' But A Good Time" raced up both the MTV and Billboard charts. The band hit the road opening for David Lee Roth, but by that summer, it became obvious that they were capable of selling out arenas on their own. They soon found themselves as headliners with three more hit singles: "Fallen Angel," "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" (their first #1 single), "Your Mamma Don't Dance" and an album that would ultimately go on to sell eight million copies worldwide, and were featured in Time Magazine alongside Metallica as one of the largest grossing touring acts of that era. They kicked off the 90's with the release of their third album, Flesh And Blood, and once again embarked on another World Tour. Flesh & Blood reached #2 on the charts, and went multi-platinum, and spawning three more gold singles ("Unskinny Bop", "Ride the Wind" and the mega-hit, "Something To Believe In"). But cracks in the band's foundation were already beginning to surface. Rock 'n' roll's excesses, and tension between Bret and C.C., were threatening to tear the band apart. A fist fight broke out between Bret and C.C. in New Orleans. The conflict continued, making for an "infamous" appearance on 1991's MTV Music Awards, where Bret and C.C. slugged it out backstage afterwards. C.C. departed the band that night. It became clear to everyone that things were about to change. However, Capitol Records continued with the release of the double live CD, Swallow This Live in early 1992, despite the fact the band had no guitar player. Guitarist Richie Kotzen was recruited to replace C.C., and in 1993 at the height of the "grunge" movement, Poison racked up yet another Top 20 gold album and successful World Tour with the release of Native Tongue. After personal situations arose, however, Kotzen was summarily dismissed from the band.

That is a truly fucked up photo. I don't know if I can top that.

Itchy

Maybe it needs a picture of a cat to spice it up a little:

Dru, I totally agree with your above statements and the heinous failure of law enforcement in the 80's when it came to ferreting out these ridiculous stories about satanic ritual abuse. But it doesn't change the fact that, Republicans are indeed in league with the Prince of Darkness himself, SATAN! - a s s m * n k e y

Seems early this year. Read me.

Are you serious? Do you actually believe that a great Arabic military force is going to invade North America? How would they get here? Rafts made of...sand? - a s s m n k e y

I like to think of our local politics as being 'celebrated.' It's not easy being the second most progressive part of the country.

A Kerry-McCain ticket would take Bush out of office. Period. Bush is not a fiscal conservative. That fact alone would sink him, if the Dems could get their program out of the shitter and actually do some effective campaigning. (I have very low hopes at this point.) - a s s m * n k e y

I suspected it all along, and this proves it. Republicans are indeed in league with the Prince of Darkness himself, SATAN! - a s s m * n k e y

Powersox. I think they make you lighter or something.

Guns and Roses suck, and that stupid "Sweet child o'mine" song sucks too. I remember when that crappy album came out. And Metallica sucks, too. "Enter Sandman" is a cover, they didn't even write that riff. What gives with that? At least Sabbath made the list. And I'm surprised to see Rage on the list. Rage is cool. Rage and Sabbath. I bet I could survive a west coast driving trip listening to only Rage and Sabbath. Oh wait, I have. - a s s m n k ey

This link from the above website is hilarious! Conservatism is a mental illness. But isn't the Guardian basically a British tabloid?

Use Tecnu, (link above) it's the only thing that really works to get the offensive oil off of skin and clothes. I once flaked a rope into a patch of Poison Oak at the Madrone Wall. Took me a week or so to figure it out. Threw that rope away...man that sucked. That's right around the time I started using rope tarps. - a s s m * n k e y