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Cat with a stupid hat on:

Small man, big cat:

Housecat about to be eaten by a REALLY BIG CLAM:

This, my fellow boardmates, is a five-star thread.... Really big CATfish:

Drink Rogue beer. It's much better for your constitution.

The new owners of the Rainier label are trying to capitalize on the same sentiment that is currently driving PBR sales. The above post describes the lame-ass fake "wayne's world"-like cable access 30-minute long informercial used to generate interest in Rainier beer. Here's their shitty corporate website: http://www.rememberrainier.com/ The deli at RMI has a killer poster with one of the Whittaker brothers holding a can of Rainier with the mountain in the background of the photo. It's a sweet poster.

> http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/business/169575_theinsider19.html > > Monday, April 19, 2004 > > The Insider: It's a revival of those cool Rainier > Beer ads > > RUNNING OF THE RAINIERS: Hard to imagine for recent > arrivals, but at one time Rainier Beer was one of > the iconic advertisers in the Northwest. > > Now one of the most famous of a series of memorable > ads is making a return appearance after a two-decade > absence. Pabst Brewing Co., which now owns the > Rainier brand, is bringing back the motorcycle ad, > in which a motorcyclist is tearing down a country > road, heading toward Mount Rainier. There's no > narration, just the whining of the engine and the > gears imparting the message "Raaaaaiiineeer > Beeeeeeer." > > The 30-second commercial made its return at 1 a.m. > yesterday on KSTW/11, on the paid-time program > "Rainiervision," which will run throughout the > summer. > > For fans of the classic ad who don't feel like > staying up so late to watch it, Pabst's advertising > agency says it, along with other ads, will run at > other times, starting with the May 6 series finale > of "Friends." > > Pabst says the campaign is designed to "reintroduce > the Rainier brand to the people of the Pacific > Northwest." The brand has been through a flurry of > ownership changes in recent years, from G. Heileman > to Stroh's to Pabst and the closing of Rainier's > brewery along Interstate 5 in Seattle. While Rainier > once boasted in one of its ads that it's "the only > beer we drink 'round here," it's no longer a beer > that's brewed 'round here. It is, in fact, now > produced in California.

What the fuck are you talking about? Shuttlecock?

Can one of you moderators please bump the rating up on this thread a few stars? It's a great thread. Thank you. - a s s m * n k e y

A dude with Birkenstocks has smelly feet? No way! Hippies.

Johnson alert.

Everyone one else is posting about , but Peter_Puget is posting political stuff. You must be married, dude.

I had to log back in for this one: 2 days dude. Take her on a date, wine and dine her, then (this is the hard part) don't call her for 5 days, then she'll be hooked. (Unless she reads this board....) Trust me. You won't regret it. Just don't get all fucking doofus on her when you pick her up. Be chill. Good luck. - a s s m n k e y PS, Good job on securing the digits!

I beat Dru again. Neener neener. - a s s m n k e y

Fat pussy .

That's sweet. Don't forget Rush, too. He takes an OC for each lie he tells. Now he's a fat deaf dumbass..... - a s s m n k e y

"Your camera smells funny:"

Damn:

I'm taking this cat to Rainier to bridge crevasses:

This is just dumb: Do people actually buy shit like that?

Pussy ready for action:

Horse.