assmonkey

Once, a long, long time ago, in a lifetime far, far away, assmonkey would hydrate like a motherfucker before said test and take a vitamin with lots of B in it. The overhydration would result in just water coming out, the B vitamin would make the pee yellow. I think the technology has probably come along now so that wouldn't work so well. This is probably the best advice in the post so far: - a s s m * n k e y

Get the mousie little kitty!

Huge kitty:

I like s and I'm a heterosexual. - a s s m * n k e y

Or have a buddy grab the video camera. http://www.bangbus.com The above is NOT a work-friendly link. - a s s m * n k e y

Here you go Greg_W : Tips on Getting Through High School with Honors Do you need someone to buy you beer for your prom date? - a s s m n k e y

Another:

Redhead cat:

Two birds, one stone: (This is the second post in this wonderful thread with a redhead female and a cat, )

Dog yoga?

Daddy?

Fat and lazy:

Sweet shades.

Helping Your Pet Lose Weight

31-40. I don't know why the poll is locked. Maybe a helpful moderator could unlock it?

Age discrimination

Round river direct is a cool 2p. It's in the red book. On a hot crowded day, hike up and do that route in the late morning in the shade, then walk off around to the other side and find the ampitheatre with the awesome juggy overhanging sport routes (10s & 11). Or you can do the cave route which I haven't done, that threads a needle through a cool looking natural feature. That one gets sun all day though. Beta about a runout bolted 5.8: http://www.smithrock.com/bbs/messages/902.html

Yeah, plus we're fat, and we can sit on you.

Buddha cat:

Halfpipe:

I had a cat like this in college. He was bad ass. He used to wait on the roof for me to get home. He brought me dead bird. He got run over by a car. His name was Viktor.

Ok, put Greg_W down in the "Under 18" category....

A limited release offering from Ski Country Decanters:

I want to know.

I've read this board for a long time, and only recently de-lurked. I moved to Washington in 1998, and, knew nothing about climbing in the state. This board has set me up with partners, provided me with critical information about routes and conditions, and even provided me with interesting discussions about using gear (with a focus on WA style climbing, whatever that is). I have a job and a family, so I don't have much time to mess around looking for stuff to do on the rare weekend that I have free. I get to armchair mountaineer and live vicariously through your trip reports. The TRs on this board fucking rock! There are some people doing great routes here! I love to read about them. FWIW, most of the spray on this board is contained on the Spray board, so if I don't want to read through that crap (or participate ) I don't have to. The coolest part is that everything is archived and searchable. If I am going to say, Castle Rock or Rainier, this weekend, I can spend an hour searching for info on the routes I'm interested in and learn about conditions, gear, errata like tricky belays. Since I am a weekend climber, I love to get this beta. It fucking rocks. I'm also on the BBTC list. And it is a good resource too for learning about local rides. But their website and their list just don't compare to cc.com for real-time beta, research and general skylarking. I visit cc.com at least three days a week in my most busyist weeks. I go to bbtc.org maybe once every three months. They should be so lucky to have half the community on the board they are planning that we have here. - a s s m n k e y