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Cat tries to damage bookshelf.

Cat bites fat person.

Fat pussy.

That's so 1987, dude.... - a s s m * n k e y

What the fuck are you talking about? Shuttlecock? - a s s m n k e y

Yahoo news link. Just as pathetic and disgracful as not showing up for Guard duty. But, with his previous track record, what do we expect?

I need a ropegun at Index because I'm still trying to get past the first pitch of Aries ! - a s s m * n k e y

Damn. Did I scoop the mighty D R U ? ! ? ! ?

Job hunting .

I thought this was a thread about diarrhea. I am disappointed. - a s s m * n k e y

If they can put a dress on, duct tape some boobs on and bend over, I'm game! Just kidding. - a s s m * n k e y

No problem, we'll take care of them for you. - a s s m n k e y

Oh yeah, the bottled redhead is just not the same as the natural. The skin, the freckles, the hair, the glowing smiles. Oh, boy, have to run to the restroom again....sigh.

The redhead with the armband tat? Yeah, I saw her too, but jailbait for me. Fortunately, the universe has awarded me my very own redhead which makes going home after the gym quite wonderful.... Love them redheads, mm-hmmm.

Here, you can look at other people's poop too! http://www.ratemypoo.com Poop is cool! - a s s m * n k e y

Dude, when's the last time you ate corn and monitored your poop? Obviously, never! Not all corn kernels get digested. Eat corn and watch your poop. Soon you will see a big dook in the toilet studded with kernels of corn. It is a beautiful sight. Everyone should look at their poop every day. It's a really good indicator of the health of your digestive system. Plus, it's fun! Poop is cool! - a s s m * n k e y

Horses fuck up the trails WAY more than responsible mountain bikers do. The problem is that only 2% of mountain bikers are responsible mountain bikers. By this I mean they don't ride when trails are muddy and most susceptible to damage, or ride without skidding swithbacks or over other terrain obstacles. I'm an avid mountain biker, and I've seen so many trails destroyed by assholes on bikes that I have no problem supporting the virtual ban on bikes in wilderness or sensitive use areas. - a s s m * n k e y

I played paintball once. That was cool.

Could not one just eat colored corn, and save the pain and hassle of eating sand?

SEATTLE, United States (AFP) - There is no doubt that sales are hot for handbags bearing an insult -- in French -- aimed at "our president." The question is: Which president? The bag's designer Tom Bihn never guessed that purses with the message, "We're sorry our president is an idiot. We didn't vote for him" -- inscribed in French -- would be blowing out of the stores. "It is a mystery, but since we launched the bags with the label sewn, sales have doubled," said Bihn, 43. "It is a record in the history of the company." He denies the message is targeting US President George W. Bush (news - web sites). "It depends on either your nationality, or the president you think is an idiot; you choose." Clients throughout the United States have flooded his offices in Seattle and Port Angeles with calls and e-mails to order for the bags, he said. The company received "varied reactions" including "hate mail from a French citizen who thought the label was addressed to (French President) Jacques Chirac." But 80 percent of the Americans think it is an amusing message, he said. On his company's website, he said: "Everyone seems to have a 'president' that they think is an idiot. Take your pick: Jacques Chirac, Bill Clinton (news - web sites), George Bush." Neither Bihn nor his 10 employees have yet taken the situation seriously, but have launched a series of T-shirts, selling at 20 dollars each, with the same message, with funds to go to a war veterans' center in Seattle. Yahoo! news link.

Accelerate toenail growth .

Republican tits .

"Canadian power-trio Rush releases their 29th album, 'Levitation Conformity,' due in stores May 22nd."

Just curious, what would some of the "lost classics" be? Which of the dirty routes are worth cleaning? - a s s m * n k e y

I dunno, there is some resemblance, if he had a beret on....