assmonkey

Scratching morning sun position:

"What did she mean by 'little?'"

Drive on Monday (or come in on the weekend) and bring folded clothes for the week and throw them in a box under your desk. And a towel. That's what assmonkey does. Don't forget shoes, or you'll click on the bathroom floor. - a s s m * n k e y

That looks like a goatee convention. - a s s m * n k e y

Damn. I thought this was going to be a picture of a large housecat. - a s s m o n k e y

Fuggin' skiers are rippin' off cc.com threadz. Blatant thread rip-off.

"You use it to connect two independent clauses together into one sentence, and you use it as a super-comma." http://msms.essortment.com/semicolon_rcnr.htm

They both suck?

The semicolon is a wonderful tool for writers; You must be a retard for not seeing its value. - a s s m n k e y

There is no shortage of photos on The Internet. - a s s m n k e y

Hey, Lady, don't fondle that cat! Pervert!

Miow:

Cat about to maim innocent child:

This chair sucks:

I'm Rick James, bitch:

Yeah, that's pretty fucked up. Goldschidmt is really putting a stain on Oregon politics with this one. Between him and "lady groper" Packwood, and freakazoid Lon Mabon (2004 Presidential candidate) you Oregonians should be embarrassed. Pretty amazing that he actually came out with the news though. I guess thats worth something. - a s s m * n k e y

I didn't know that. Never bothered to investigate since I never had a choice to vote for him. But, I vote pro-choice, so there goes that idea. Good to know. - a s s m * n k e y

Interesting reading: BIG AND BAD; How the S.U.V. ran over automotive safety. - MR. a s s m n k e y

I've found that if you build a relationship with the people at a small shop, often they will cut you a deal. Sometimes its small, like throwing in wax and a leash with a new pair of skis (), but coupled with the priceless knowledge of the staff of small shops, it works out to being a pretty good deal. I still shop at REI, but I find that they are good for just the basics. If I want any kind of specialized gear, I am forced to go to the smaller shops. Recent examples of REIs failure to supply me the goods: - Lowe tri-cams in the small sizes - Basically ANY backcountry ski gear, poles most recently - Double ropes. REI has shaved cock for ropes. Just your standard 10.5 and bigger. - a s s m * n k e y

And now for the totally random part of our show: Did your buddy find his burquanstocks? - a s s m n k e y (not a s s c l w n)

$55/month. That's a Camalot per month. TV sucks. I refuse to pay for that crap to be piped into my home. - a s s m * n k e y

No so hard for us urban folks, but what about those in Eastern Oregon or Washington who have 60-70 mile commutes? What about all deliveries going up in price? Not that simple...

Mr., huh? Whoa, did my dad just walk into the room? Assmonkey has been saying this for a while: Assmonkey sees the future in his ball. This could be a big problem. I predict some public uprising if this is the case. Thinking here N99 protests, but nationwide. Indeed. - a s s m * n k e y

See the resemblance?