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I like cowboys.

Is that what you call the woman superior position? Praying mantis, eh. PS SWEET CRAMPON WE GOT YOU A FUCKING DATE BY MAKING FUN OF YOU!

Oooh a spitball straw... you know what those are? I thought that was a closely guarded dirty secret. Billygoat. Please send me a copy of the book. I would performing a spitball straw on Stink very much.

Hey Crampon, I fancy professional men, I'm everything you're looking for... plus I have a penis.

Spray bitches, get your shit over to Climbing Partners when you get home. Enjoy

Uhhh, you didn't actually expect people on this board to respond seriously, didya?

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So what...? You spend your days in the mountains surveying other people's attitudes towards fixed gear. Jesus christ you're obsessed! I suppose none of those people would have been there if it weren't for those bolts you described right?

This has gotta be the gayest thread ever! How many different unsolicited products can one person market?

Wow, Stink writing about his favorite subject.... Stink. How interesting. It oughta be at least a little better than I expect because I expect it to be pretty goddamn aweful. Have you gotten to part about his Tantric Yogic skillz and his "4 hour (or is that "between orgasms") endurance"? It's clear why he would WRITE his book (and he even self-titled it, what a rock star). It is, however, completely unclear to me why a heterosexual male would READ it. (Or a homo for that matter, what gay man wants his ass pounded for 4 hours?)

Dick's IPA

What begins with a bang, ends with a wimper.

CLIMBERS ARE FLAKES! DUH!

Pope proves himself incapable of discussion and resorts to posting cutesy "narrative" photos in response to one-liners taken out of context from other people's posts. Skuzzy gets all pissy and tells everyone to go climb trees. Read all about it.

If it's directed by Herzog, it's probably going to be excellent.

I raided the cardboard dumster at office max in Ballard when I moved.

Next time call OSHA. They'll be out there in a jiffy and shuttin' those bitches down. They LIVE for that shit.

Why does every thread degenerate into Rudy flirting with whatever avatar will pay attention to him?

The horror. Indeed.... You know.... this one time, i accidentally unclipped from the anchors... oh yeah I already told you that one.

Since it has not been FULLY EMPHASIZED in this thread. There is SANDSTONE CLIMBING RIGHT IN SNOW CANYON.

Really? Even at Index? Never?

Drul and SprecialBoy. The proper spelling of a thin, tabular body of intrusive rock is "dyke" if you consult your McLane guide. Apparently, it's not a derogatory term afterall.

I think everyone here is aware of that information.

Seriously

What!!!???? Fuck you, guys. The poo threads are some of the most important content on this board.