Ron Mexico Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 18) if you climb at any place that has a guidebook and then complain on teh interweb about the crowds or the various gumby antics you witness there Perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 You can't see the number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backclipped Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 I could care less about dogs (bring mine all the time),and cell phones (bring mine sometimes) at the crag, but I think it sucks when people add the boom box to there route encampments. Even if I like the music it's still a incomprehensible dick move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 ....if you apply a vacuum force to objects you insert in your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 So how'sit goin' down there pope? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tokyobob Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 If you wear a blue dress and a beret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotly Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Your old metal frame pack is too small to fit all that 1970s Eddie Bauer camp gear so I gotta carry the rope and the rack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder206 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 you pull on a draw you step on a bolt you use chalk below 5.8 (a recently-acquired prejudice for me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swaterfall Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 (edited) you thought this was used for upward progression shit they finally fixed their website Edited November 15, 2007 by swaterfall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Howell Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 You can't lead 5.12 without whining for a rest and you don't pwn noobs on a regular basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsroll Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 - You don't pick up after your dog, or yourself. - put tick marks for hand and foot holds - put TR up for your crew only to have that rope sit idle. I dont mind groups taking up routes but damn it have everybody rotate with some urgency. A crew I was with started to do this till I got pissed off at them, then I thought I was a jerk. Well I don't climb with them any more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 ...you're not me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder206 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 (edited) put TR up for your crew only to have that rope sit idle. I dont mind groups taking up routes but damn it have everybody rotate with some urgency. OR if another group is looking longingly at the idle rope, you could talk to them. Say, "if you want to TR that route you are free to use our rope there or if you want to lead it we will pull the rope." Communication: the anti-fuming & brooding agent. Because fuming & brooding sucks. Edited November 2, 2007 by builder206 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backclipped Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 ...yeah but, the actual mindset of leaving an idle rope sucks. Of course communication doesn't suck, but that would be another forum heading wouldn't it. Letsroll, if you leave my rope idle this weekend I'm gonna kick you in the nuts...square, so that they both bruise equally. Then I'm gonna pull the rope and slap you with it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 you're not ready to go when someone picks you up. you litter. you hate kitties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsroll Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Well backdicked Like to see you step up and kick me in the nuts. Good luck with that one. Then again I could run my rope over yours while getting lowered. LMAO. It was a kick ass day. Thanks man!!!! I can't let so much time pass for another crag day. Next time I am going to take a small step ladder to get onto the last climb. That was a crazy ass start. We need to get you into the alpine!! You can ropegun for me any time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirp Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 56. You actually post a "valid" response to this inane thread? WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drederek Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 you polish knobs! or write f#ck instead of fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 57. you post on this thread at all.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plexus Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 You leave your crashpad parked at Rocky Mountain NP even though it's only a 1-mile hike in to your super-secret, totally-stokedom V12 problem that now goes because you chipped a hold. Your friend's 3-year-old climbs better than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jens Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 You climb in groups at awesome places like Smith and when you are hanging around cool warmup routes you insist that one of your group is "just about" to climb the route next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 10. you have a dog, a puffy jacket, a cell phone, a cheater stick and a mini-haulbag all piled at the base of the 1-pitch sportroute you and your friends are sieging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 if you don't think you suck sometimes to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsroll Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 What is this cheater stick you speak of? There is a way to make sport climbing easier? Will it help me climb that 5.12? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hafilax Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 If you sp-aid it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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