Mr._Natural Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 A Scottish buddy of mine living in Chicago lives by the following motto. Can't get much simpler than this, and it works for him. Anyone care to try it? Â "No sex on the first date. No second date." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 trask said: had to find just the right one for this thread - like it? Â Say...can you animate that??????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 I liked Lummox's big bouncy breasts better... Â You too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 boobies are back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Fence_Sitter said: boobies are back! im sure she has lovely eyes too. but i bet that no man has ever looked into them. at least not for long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 lummox said: Fence_Sitter said: boobies are back! im sure she has lovely eyes too. but i bet that no man has ever looked into them. at least not for long. Â Man, that rules!! Now, if we can only get Trask to animate his...shoot, i'll start charging the fuckwads in my office a quarter to check out CC.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Anna said: I liked Lummox's big bouncy breasts better... Â You too? Â You a switch hitter??? Or are you gonna pull a "Muffy" and say that you can appreciate the "beauties" that those are???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 this must be some sort of record, 10 pages of spray in one day on one thread started by trask, nice troll ol chap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolanr Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 I think gender stereotyping gets overdone. I've encountered chicks who are scared to death of relationships or commitment and will sabotage a potential relationship and run away. That's supposed to be a "male" problem if you listen to all the buzz. Also women are just as capable of being lying cheats, but those attributes usually get assigned to men as well. I'm probably just a wee bit jaded from working in an office w/ mostly women and getting sick to death of hearing them bitch and complain about their "man problems" all day everyday. I got my complaints too I just don't subject everyone around me to hearing about it all the time. I'm w/ whoever said he doesn't understand chicks at all and probably never will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 That was me who was confused (still am)... Â I think any guy that claims to understand 'em is full of bull...Before you respond to that, "working" them is different than understanding them!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 ya just got to be nice to them.... Â but then again that goes for anyone whom you want to have a relationship with.... Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 12, 2003 Author Share Posted June 12, 2003 I got laid at exactly 6:00 PM tonight. On the foot of my bed and later in the sand out front. It was great. Here's to wimmin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_detrick Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 If the people in the relationship would just suck more it would be all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 12, 2003 Author Share Posted June 12, 2003 Well Paul, it's a proven fact that married wimmin can't stand fellatio. It's all a ruse to get a ring on their finger. They'd actually rather suck a lollypop. Oh, and I'd say one out of 100 wimmin actually know the proper way to play the meat whistle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 um... there's some kind of trick to it? Seems pretty easy to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 12, 2003 Author Share Posted June 12, 2003 ChrisT said: um... there's some kind of trick to it? Seems pretty easy to me but can you play sweet music, or just gum up the reed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 I've posted this before, but it seems to fit this discussion again.... Â Man's life before marriage. Â Â Â Man's life after marriage. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 You a switch hitter???  Why are ya so interested? You just want me to talk dirty doncha?!? I love to look at women and have sex with women. Large breasts, tall, blonde...yup, that would do it for me. Been a while though since I had a female sexual encounter...wait a minute! It has been a while since I had ANY sexual encounter! Gotsta have a man in the mix though. My rules. I am a voyeur at heart but will participate to!  Believe it or not, I suggested to a guy I was dating once that we should have a certain female someone join us and he was disgusted that I even asked! She was soooo hot and she had a twin sister too! Wasn't even sure if she wanted to do it but with enough alcohol, anything is possible! Oh well, gosta try anyway! I am really surprised to find out that a lot of men really don't want to go through it!  6 words: YOU WANT WHAT YOU CAN'T HAVE!!!  ...and when you get it, you don't want it anymore!  I THINK that if you just cater to his every whim, clean up after his ass, always have lingerie on and dinner ready when he comes home from work, never argue his points, always tell him how brilliant he is, let him stay out all night, raise his children, and never speak your mind than you will be fine! Uh yah, no  Ahhh, the language of love...if it were easy to speak there would BE no drama and how boring is that?!? You need the bad to appreciate the good. YingYang. Relationships don't suck...men and women just don't understand each other and never will. Its hard work and I have seen alot of people give up after a while, including myself. You all that enjoy sex in love.....that is super! It can happen, I have been witness! I hope I find the same someday....   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Good Lord. The above post has restored my interest in cc.com spray! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Anna said: 6 words: YOU WANT WHAT YOU CAN'T HAVE!!! you cant have me. (?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Â If you are good, I might even let you in on the details of my first female experience involving a hotel room during a track meet, porn, and three luscious high school babes!.....NAAAHHHH, I'll tease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Anna said: If you are good, I might even let you in on the details of my first female experience involving a hotel room during a track meet, porn, and three luscious high school babes!.....NAAAHHHH, I'll tease. awesome. stories from the jailbait trenches of sexual confusion! slash and puckers and slobber all over the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Anna said: You a switch hitter???  Why are ya so interested? You just want me to talk dirty doncha?!? I love to look at women and have sex with women. Large breasts, tall, blonde...yup, that would do it for me. Been a while though since I had a female sexual encounter...wait a minute! It has been a while since I had ANY sexual encounter! Gotsta have a man in the mix though. My rules. I am a voyeur at heart but will participate to!  Believe it or not, I suggested to a guy I was dating once that we should have a certain female someone join us and he was disgusted that I even asked! She was soooo hot and she had a twin sister too! Wasn't even sure if she wanted to do it but with enough alcohol, anything is possible! Oh well, gosta try anyway! I am really surprised to find out that a lot of men really don't want to go through it!  6 words: YOU WANT WHAT YOU CAN'T HAVE!!!  ...and when you get it, you don't want it anymore!  I THINK that if you just cater to his every whim, clean up after his ass, always have lingerie on and dinner ready when he comes home from work, never argue his points, always tell him how brilliant he is, let him stay out all night, raise his children, and never speak your mind than you will be fine! Uh yah, no  Ahhh, the language of love...if it were easy to speak there would BE no drama and how boring is that?!? You need the bad to appreciate the good. YingYang. Relationships don't suck...men and women just don't understand each other and never will. Its hard work and I have seen alot of people give up after a while. You all that enjoy sex in love.....that is super! It can happen, I have been witness! I hope I find the same someday....   HA!!!!!!!!!! BATTER UP!!!!  Shoot...gotta smile on right now (must be about something i can't have, oh shit, i'm confused)!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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