A7U Posted April 19, 2003 Posted April 19, 2003 sobo said: "The little girl's been here for three weeks all by herself - fuckin' put her in charge!!" along with... "I don't know if you've been keeping up with current events, but we just got our asses kicked!" and... "I say we bug out of here and nuke it from orbit! Game over, man!" all apologies to Bill Paxton "Ain't this some pretty shit!" Quote
sobo Posted April 19, 2003 Posted April 19, 2003 Dan_Harris said: Bar patron - "You a bounty hunter?" Stranger- "Gotta make a livin'." Clint- "Dying ain't much of a living." Ouytlaw Josey Wales!!! I think I just may put that old video in the machine tonite and kick back. Roll out to the Tieton around 10 tomorrow. Ahhhh... the easy life. Quote
Uncle_Tricky Posted April 19, 2003 Posted April 19, 2003 " Charlie don't surf ! " " Never get out of the boat. Absolutely god damn right. Unless you were going all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole fuckin' program. " Quote
Sphinx Posted April 19, 2003 Posted April 19, 2003 "How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call." Quote
Eastsider Posted April 19, 2003 Posted April 19, 2003 sobo said: Dan_Harris said: Bar patron - "You a bounty hunter?" Stranger- "Gotta make a livin'." Clint- "Dying ain't much of a living." Ouytlaw Josey Wales!!! I think I just may put that old video in the machine tonite and kick back. Roll out to the Tieton around 10 tomorrow. Ahhhh... the easy life. Josey: That stuff works on just about everything... Salesman: Yessir it does... Josey: How's it work on stains? Quote
Paul_detrick Posted April 19, 2003 Posted April 19, 2003 I'll be back. arnold ther'e backkkk that'll be the day-- the duke Quote
Alan Posted April 19, 2003 Posted April 19, 2003 "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." "What's the photo for?" "Gee, thanks Dave. Bang up job, so far." Quote
Fairweather Posted April 19, 2003 Posted April 19, 2003 Eastsider said: sobo said: Dan_Harris said: Bar patron - "You a bounty hunter?" Stranger- "Gotta make a livin'." Clint- "Dying ain't much of a living." Ouytlaw Josey Wales!!! I think I just may put that old video in the machine tonite and kick back. Roll out to the Tieton around 10 tomorrow. Ahhhh... the easy life. Josey: That stuff works on just about everything... Salesman: Yessir it does... Josey: How's it work on stains? I 'rid with ya Got no regrets. Quote
pope Posted April 19, 2003 Posted April 19, 2003 All of my favies are from the Eiger Sanction, especially the following passage: Ben: I want to know why you busted that guy's head at the pool. Jonathan: Rock! Ben (after ducking behind the corner for shelter): OK, OK, OK. It ain't none of my fucking business. You know, way down deep, I think you've got the makings of a real bad ass. I don't know that I want to be stranded on an island with you if there was a shortage of food. Jonathan: Don't worry. You're a friend. Ben: You ever had any enemies? Jonathan: A few. Ben: Any of them still around? Jonathan: Guy by the pool, Miles Mellough. What do you know about him? Ben: He checked in yesterday. He looks like he could change a nine-dollar bill in threes. Want me to throw him out? Jonathan: No, I want him right here. Ben: What about the other guy, the big guy? Jonathan: Him too. Ben: You set him up kind of neat for an elderly college professor. Jonathan: Well, you've got me in shape. Ben: It ain't that! You set him up like you were used to setting people up. Jonathan: Tell me, Ben, have you had a chance to meet any of these guys who are making the Eiger climb? Ben: They're a good enough bunch. They've got a lot of hills behind them. Jonathan: Any of them walk with a limp? Ben: Now who in the Hell could climb with a limp....duh, wait a minute. The German was limping, said he hurt himself in a fall. Carl Freitag... funny guy. Makes noise like a leader. Family makes bug spray. Got a lot of money...doesn't wanna talk about it. Any way, Jon, he's got the look. Jon: The look? Ben: The look of the kind of guy you couldn't count on in a clutch. I wouldn't want to have to count on him on that hill. Jon: And the Austrian, Andrel Maier? Ben: Oh, you're going to love him, Jon. Everybody I talked to said he's the kind of climber....well, like you used to be. Jon: Before I got weak and decrepit? Ben: You didn't look so weak and decrepit punching out that wrestler this morning. Any way, he killed a guy once, a porter on a climber they were making was stealing some food. He killed him with a knife. Ain't that something? Jon: Sounds like a real charmer. Ben: Listen Jon, if you've got to tie yourself to anybody on that hill, you make damn sure it's Maier. Jon: And the Frenchman, Montagne? Ben: Oh, he's OK. He's too old to climb the Eiger; he's about your age. Jon: Screw off, will you? Ben: I'd rather be screwing Montagne's wife. Wait 'til you catch her act. She's built like a brick shit-house, a regular man-trap. I feel sorry for the poor bastard who's got to keep his eyes on her. Quote
Dan_Harris Posted April 19, 2003 Posted April 19, 2003 Also from the Eiger Sanction, George Kennedy and Clint Eastwood just finished a climb of a spire in the American Southwest. George Kennedy: I could go for a beer about now. Clint Eastwood: Who would be stupid enough to haul beer all the way up here? George Kennedy: You would! (as he reaches into Eastwoods pack and pulls out two brews) 10 extra credit point if you can name the brand of beer they drank. Should be easy for all of the folks from the Northwest. Quote
lummox Posted April 19, 2003 Posted April 19, 2003 Dan_Harris said: Also from the Eiger Sanction, George Kennedy and Clint Eastwood just finished a climb of a spire in the American Southwest. George Kennedy: I could go for a beer about now. Clint Eastwood: Who would be stupid enough to haul beer all the way up here? George Kennedy: You would! (as he reaches into Eastwoods pack and pulls out two brews) 10 extra credit point if you can name the brand of beer they drank. Should be easy for all of the folks from the Northwest. oly Quote
RobBob Posted April 19, 2003 Posted April 19, 2003 For the audio of the "reacharound" DI spiel that Spanker quoted, you can go to this URL, and click on "Cowboy." full metal jacket audio clips Back to Pulp Fiction, Samuel L Jackson says something like "Don't make me go medievel on you!" I use that one on the kids sometimes. Quote
Eastsider Posted April 19, 2003 Posted April 19, 2003 "...and so he was about to stiff me, so I said 'hey! lama, how about a little something, ya know, for the efffort' and he said 'there will be no money involved, but when you die, on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness', so I got that goin' for me...which is nice" Quote
Distel32 Posted April 19, 2003 Posted April 19, 2003 " Gentleman please, you can't fight in the war room!!" and any quote from Bull Durham Quote
PullinFool Posted April 20, 2003 Posted April 20, 2003 "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" "That's why there ain't a repo man I know don't do speed" "Oh my God, it's SO huge!" (whoops) Quote
lemon Posted April 20, 2003 Posted April 20, 2003 Dark Helmet - "Who's that Man?" Colonel Sanders - "He's an asshole, sir." DH - "I know that! What's his name?" CS - "Asshole, sir, Major Asshole?" DH - "How many other assholes do we have around here?" (All hands go up) DH - "I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!" and later...while "combing" the desert" DH - "Have you found anything yet?" Black Dude with big pick - "Man, we aint' found shit!" DH - "Keep searching, assholes!" Spaceballs = Quote
Dan_Harris Posted April 20, 2003 Posted April 20, 2003 Who are those Guys? a dozen times And a little later in the same movie: Lets Jump. No. Why not? Because I can't swim. You can't swim? No! Hell, the fall will probably kill ya! Quote
rbw1966 Posted April 20, 2003 Posted April 20, 2003 "you hear that hillbilly fucker? I'm gonna get medieval on your ass" Marsellis Wallace "Gubmit shure do take a bite, dont she?" Fat woman, Raising Arizona Quote
aint_this_great Posted April 20, 2003 Posted April 20, 2003 -What is your name? Sir Galahad of Camelot. -What is your quest? To seek the grail. -What is your favorite color? Blue...no, no, yellow! Aahhhh! Quote
dryad Posted April 21, 2003 Posted April 21, 2003 A guy I climbed with once would always yell out "Yippie ki-ay, motherfucker!" upon completion of a route. Quote
sobo Posted April 21, 2003 Posted April 21, 2003 More from Clint... Kid: "Aren't we gonna bury 'em, Josey?" Josey: "(spits on dead man's forehead) Buzzard's gotta eat, same as worms." Captain of the Redlegs: "He won't be difficult to track... leaves dead men wherever he goes." Jonathon: "Do you think we're gonna make it?" Andrel Maier: "No, but we shall continue in good style." And of course, the "Do you feel lucky, punk?" sililoquy. Quote
Mr._Natural Posted April 21, 2003 Posted April 21, 2003 Spicoli, talking on the phone, hits his head with a shoe. Jeff Spicoli: That was my skull!! I'm so wasted! The "five-point plan" Mike Damone: First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV. After Spicoli wrecks Jefferson's car. Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us! Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes! Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit! Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us? Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us! Jeff Spicoli: Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it. Mr. Hand: What are you, people? On dope? Jeff Spicoli: Those guys are fags. Quote
thegroid Posted April 21, 2003 Posted April 21, 2003 ONE THING I LIKE ABOUT THEM HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS....... AS I GET OLDER, THEY STAY THE SAME AGE. Quote
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