Alan

I thought at the age of 42 watching out for cougars was bad enough - but even at 65? Those things must be desperate.

Ladders are aid.

Kurt Russell?

Not much.

shark or bear

gremlin or pinto?

No, but I can tell you the temperature, barometric pressure, elevation, direction - among other things. It's supposed to tell time?

One to comment on how long it took to change the light bulb and question the timing of it. 300 to comment on the validity of the timing of it and if dogs are allowed to help in the changing of the lightbulb. Yet another new forum is established to deal with it.

Did you use official timers, and if so, how many?

Yup, pretty amazing stuff.

Children are aid.

Wasn't there a recent post on this site regarding "black hole" bleaching? Too lazy to find it.

I hate coffee. Live long and prosper.

"Better the pride that resides in a citizen of the world, Than the pride that divides, when a colourful flag is unfurled" Neil Peart from "Territories"

Neil Peart, most definitely. Bill Bruford, and Paul Wertico (Pat Metheny - First Circle era)

Just hang on a minute. I'll make a new finger pocket for you.

What do you call a guy hanging on the wall? Art.

Well, as long as you're not playing anti-semantic games.

Probably been posted already, but I can't be bothered to double-check.

Flesh tone. In this case, caucasian.

Peach out!

someone at a gas station told me that the law was passed to protect jobs. I sure hope they don't have any ATM's, then.

What were his times? Was it verified?

Absolutely.

What's with people these days? I live on the third floor of an apartment building, but there are still 3 flights of stairs (ground floor doesn't count). My neighbours are young (twentyish), have no physical handicaps that I can see, yet insist on taking the elevator DOWN. The elevator is always waiting on the ground floor, so they have to wait for it to come up (it's very, very slow) before they can take it down. Thing is, it's the slowest elevator around, the stairs are right beside it, in fact, even closer to their apartment, and if we both leave our apartments at the same time, I can be in my nature loving SUV driving away before they hit the ground floor. What gives? I won't even take the elevator UP, unless I have more groceries than I can handle at the time. Sheesh.