texplorer Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Here's one of mine And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction, just before he blows anybody away (except, of course, Marvin...). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 "FOOD FIGHT!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 ' It's HOT I mean AFRICA HOT ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Here's mine... How tall are you, Private? 5'-9", Sir! 5'-9"? Holy dogshit! I didn't know they could stack shit that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me son? Sir, no, Sir! blah blah blah You're the kinda guy that would fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give that man a reach-around! I'll be watchin' you, boy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryad Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 "Fuck you gently with a chainsaw" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 As good as it gets: secratery: "How do you write women so well?" Jack Niclson: "I think of a man and take away all reason and acountablity..." nothing aginst you girls... sorry women, I just think that quote is hee lary ous... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 dryad said: "Fuck you gently with a chainsaw" I thought it was fuck ME gently with a cainsaw... heathers, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 "That's the most fun I've had without laughing." Name the actor and movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 "If is the middle word in life...[sic] If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,..." Name the actor and movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryad Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: dryad said: "Fuck you gently with a chainsaw" I thought it was fuck ME gently with a cainsaw... heathers, right? Yup Heathers, and you're probably right. I haven't seen this flick in a LOOOONG time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 "The little girl's been here for three weeks all by herself - fuckin' put her in charge!!" along with... "I don't know if you've been keeping up with current events, but we just got our asses kicked!" and... "I say we bug out of here and nuke it from orbit! Game over, man!" all apologies to Bill Paxton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 dryad said: Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: dryad said: "Fuck you gently with a chainsaw" I thought it was fuck ME gently with a cainsaw... heathers, right? Yup Heathers, and you're probably right. I haven't seen this flick in a LOOOONG time. It has been burned into my brain for alll time. My girls and I watched it like 800 times senior year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregm Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 blue velvet: fuck heineken, PABST BLUE RIBBON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURP Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Tommy: "Losta guys take seven years to get through college" Richard: "Yeah, their called Doctors" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURP Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 "you not expandable Rambo" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klar404 Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 some guy in Slacker: "every commodity you produce is a piece of your death!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COL._Von_Spanker Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 texplorer said: Here's one of mine And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. that's a bible quote... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COL._Von_Spanker Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 (edited) sobo said: Here's mine... How tall are you, Private? 5'-9", Sir! 5'-9"? Holy dogshit! I didn't know they could stack shit that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me son? Sir, no, Sir! blah blah blah You're the kinda guy that would fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give that man a reach-around! I'll be watchin' you, boy!! Drill Instructor: How tall are you private? Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir! Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh? Cowboy: Sir! No Sir! Drill Instructor: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private? Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir! Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? Cowboy: Sir! No Sir! Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer? Cowboy: Sir! No Sir! Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. The full version is for Tex... Edited April 18, 2003 by COL._Von_Spanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 It is the system and is our enemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Colonel: That's the one! You got that memorized, or what? I crack up every damn time I hear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 "Something's afoot at the Circle-K!" - Bill & Ted's Exc. Adv. "Whoah." - pick a movie starring Keanu Reeves "Yippie ki-ay, motherfucker!" - The highly talented Bruce Willis in Die Hard "Red snapper! Verrry tasty! Now, are you going to keep the snapper, or see what's in the box?" - guy on 'Wheel of Fish' in the uber-classic UHF "Hey kid! You wanna make ten bucks?" "Fuck you, queer!" - Repo Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eternalX Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 "yeaaa... we're going to need you to go ahead and come in on saturday." "Occupational Hypnotherapist? ... Besides, I think this guy might be good. He got Ann to loose weight. Peter, she's anorexic. Yea, I know. The guy's really good" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Harris Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 Bar patron - "You a bounty hunter?" Stranger- "Gotta make a livin'." Clint- "Dying ain't much of a living." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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