Phil K

A guy walks into a bar and orders a martini. He drains it in one gulp. "Gimmie another." Same thing, then again. Bartender says "Hey, you're really knocking back those martinis, what's the occasion?" Guy says "My first blowjob." "Hey conrats!" says the bartender, "Want another- on the house?" "Nahhh, if that didn't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't think anything will."

Maybe Farirweather is actually a closet raging librul and he's hoping that acting like a true blue conservative 'Murican he'll be cured.

We should'a had Fairweather playing goalie; he could have just shown them pictures of crooked Canadian politicians until all their players died of shame. They do have crooked politicians, progressive types, up there don't they?

How about Siamese Twins, are they allowed? And - do they get one or two sets of pads?

This thread needs more pictures of crooked politicians.

Re your latest cute find: Am I missing something- has anyone argued that it's OK for either side to be scumbags? No. FW, when are you going to a) stop lying and b) get a life? I feel worse about myself for even bothering to converse w/ you.

Wrong. The two are different; reconciliation operates under the existing rules of the senate which allows a simple majority to call for and hold a vote on budgetary items. The nuclear option was a proposal to in effect, use a simple majority to change the existing senate rules. My ol' buddy Dick Cheney would have cast the deciding vote had it come to that. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_option So let's try sticking to the facts, hmmmm? And what ever happened to the insistence on "up or down vote" that the Rethugs were so adamant about when the Dems were holding up things in Congress?

So, adding our gov't employees to the Wall-Martization of the economy; adding their jobs to the growing numbers of Americans with low paying jobs and minimal benefits would be a good thing? Can one of the enlightened conservative voices here 'splain to me how?

Thus the "Extraordinary Rendition." That sounds like either something out of a George Orwell novel, or a crappy band name, or both.

I dunno... I'd rather that he be seized on hearsay evidence, hooded, handcuffed, shackled in the hold of a chartered jet, whisked off to a whole different kind of "undisclosed location" and subjected to a few years of enhanced interrogation without any charges being filed or news of his whereabouts being given to his family. 'Cause he's so fond of that shizzle.

Years ago I was in Ventura while there was a vendor event going on at the Great Pacific Ironworks / Patagucchi store. Mr. Chouinard himself was back in the Skunk Works making pitons by hand at the forge. Most of the crowd didn't seem too impressed.... like "Huh, some guy messing around in the shop." I felt like I was in the presence of a minor deity. He was all laid back, talking about surfing, complaining how it was impossible to buy coal legally in Kalifornia, 'cause of the carcinogenic smoke, heating up this chunk of steel, hammering it out, driving the hole with mandrel, big'ol forearms bulging. When he'd finished, he stamped it with a diamond C and gave the piton, a classic lost arrow, to someone in the crowd. Not me dammit. Anyway, that's my contribution to this important thread.

Not this Claudio Corti? http://autobus.cyclingnews.com/riders/2008/interviews/?id=claudio_corti_feb08

Is that another Wii youtube thingie?

HEY! Someone's outing my real name, WTF? I'm gonna give the sucker a head butt he'll never forget.

Drunk as hell too, don'tcha think?

Are the McNugget adds attracting rednecks to spray or sumthin?

Joe McDermott is a State Senator from West Seattle. Jim McDermott is a US Congressman who's district includes parts of West Seattle. Not blood relatives as far as I know. Confusing perhaps. Facts are a pesky thing, I'll agree, but if you want to make statements of political outrage, I do think that sticking to the truth is appropriate. Now, how about those Obama Death Panels?

Cheap shot much?

How'z about a tat of one of these? https://www.thevolcanovaporizer.com/

Maybe it's that crappy rocknroll he listens to. But I love his outspoken spontaneity.

Well, darn- it sure seems worth a try. Just wondering though, which god should I pray to, Eric Johnson or Eddie Van Halen?

Will Jesus make me a better climber if I spray?

The system's working for Roy.

While we're at it, how about some other therapeutic partnerships: -Prole/Fairweather -Choada Boy/Raindawg who else? How about Kevbone and..... anyone.

Does anyone out there actually read Mr P's links?