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  1. one down and much to go. bike and row. hike and climb. erden does it one step atta time. atta boy
  2. lummox

    Chestbeating

    grunge rock
  3. wtf is ALPS? association of liposuction plastic surgeons?
  4. i think cutting down trees is fucking risky. beyond the obvious timber headache problem tourons and ranger types often are blind to the impact of logging and road construction but see your tree stump at the crag base with crystal vision.
  5. 'From each according to their means, to each according to their needs.' thanks toni
  6. Lummox, you sound pretty ignorant. If you are not falling, you are not pushing it. Falling is a good thing, in that you are pushing yourself to grow expanding your comfort zone and learning how to fall safely, etc. Tele, I vote for nuts. Their security depends on simpler, more predictable physics. Although the best placement depends on what the rock gives you to work with, of course. As a side note, I am willing to bet that the cam placements that you have had fail, were small cams. Their expansion range is smaller corresponding to a smaller margin for error in placement. It helps to place them in the narrower half or their range and to set them with a really goood tug or two ( as you would a more marginal nut placement) in the expected direction of loading. in my opinion youre confusing training with climbing. i prefer not to fall on climbs. somethin about good style and shit.
  7. bitch i climbed all morning with only one other guy in the same canyon and he was holding the rope.
  8. is she human? got to ask cuase you know some likes it off the farm.
  9. that shit needs a homemade drawing of a spiky head skull on the back with sumpin like 'heroin' written in big red letters. no theft then amigo.
  10. eat away ya fat fucks. i already climbed today and will gets me some more. eat ballss asseyes?
  11. stupid fucking shit. would you rather get your ass kicked by three women or two dudes and a little girl? guess what dipshit your still getting your ass kicked. fall on.
  12. passive aggression is aid
  13. im trying to concentrate on my own needs during this time of healing you uncaring bastard.
  14. "... so what? If your mom had teeth, she wouldn't suck dick so well, whats your point?"
  15. i spent a february in spain and the weather was awesome. dry and cool. but too cold for montserrat. get your ass to new york and any number of flights to madrid will be cheap. unless the euro gets even stronger.
  16. you stupid or sumpin? just go cash it in at rei. unless you stole it. then you a real bastard.
  17. lummox

    funny ha ha

    my buddy got his girlfriend a mood ring so that he can monitor her moods. When she's in a good mood... it turns green. When she's in a bad mood... it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
  18. i dont need no machine to tel me my name is g-lummox
  19. i need to read something uplifting. maybe readers digest real life drama?
  20. 'dude, got any weed?'
  21. in my experience those conflicting feelings can back to you anytime. kinda frustrating too when you been at the game for years and years and you get totally fucking gripped. but then thats part of the allure. climbing never gets easier. sounds girlified and shit i know but i try to climb with a sense of joy and it works for me. then again some days im a spaz no matter what ana others im smooth like astroglide.
  22. im not worthy.
  23. shit dude theres some cats around where i live and they keep the mice population in check. without em my kitchen would be over-fuckin-run. its pretty fun to watch pounce ona mouse and eat their puny fucking heads. course i might feel diferent if i had cable.
  24. what? like you got no preciation for kitsch?
  25. werent there some questions of static versus dydnamic rope or sumpin? the carabiner breakage is kinda freaky rare ifn you know what i mean. even with no gate theyre not exactly weak.
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