lummox
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Nice that you like Nigella...she's actually older than me! At last someone older than me it aint the year. its the mileage.
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tits.
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i been getting liability insurance. no worries. an not too expensive. my car insurance is more. but maybe that reflects my driving.
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drilled then got chopped. like bobbitt.
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act like a fucking nut from day one and your squeeze wont ever get too high a expectations.
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i need a table thatll fit in my car. it can be narrow but i want it about 4-5 feet long and a few feet high. anybody got a suggestion?
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i aint got nothing to add.
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"if you can live through dying, you can survive almost anything."
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"It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."
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thats fcuked up to tease someone dealing with headlice.
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hey thelawgoddess are there any pictures of the horse wankers gettin a facial? that would be entertaining.
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what a brash generalization! maybe *ALL* women don't know how but this is so not true. some women just don't *want* to ... but some women certainly can!!! you talking about any nonprofessionals?
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gotta preciate the knee pads.
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'sex without love is an empty experience. but as far as empty experiences go its one of the best."
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shazzam: boom boom:
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shitty job = the guy holding the cum bucket.
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straight out if think its rude to insult the citizens of the country you reside in. fuckin tactless wanker.
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i been thinking that nigella lawson or someone like her would be nice to have around.
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unless they wanted to kill their future career aint no replublican gonna run against a sitting president from their own party.
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wtf? as if sucide alone werent dumb enough (fuckin permanent solution to temporary problems) now ther are suicide clubs in addition to suicide bombers. whats next?
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febreze it and forget it.
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i can honestly say that ive never encountered a life threatening situation while sitting on my couch. even when firearms were drawn. climb on.
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bout a quarter gram does fine fer me.
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speak and write in esperanto
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what languages do you speak? ima stupid white trash ana i can get by in english spanish french and swahili. prolly outta learn mandarin.