lummox

are the freezer ziplocs really more sturdy than the sandwich baggies? i know the park service favors blue plastic but what is the best color?

no shit. we would all be happier if the world would just do as we say. you know. democracy and shit.

ramit ramit ramit up the poop chute.

yur a dumass. fuckin best time of year is in the summer. climb at night by headlamp swim in the river and scam babes during the day. yea, if you climb 5.4 and you're a total poser don't tell me it is better to climb in 110F then in 65F clownpuncher as far as "scaming babes" it's obvious to me you have never climbed in France, Italy, Czech Republic or Poland. A lot of topless chicks with proper body fat ratio (in comaprison to overweight cali-fucken-fornia-women with bad attitude)- so who is the dumbass? All I have to say is - Fuckin A. it sure sucks to be too poor for airfare. fat chicks rule.

that shit may fly with the euro chicks but durex is better.

new bolts on a new route are okay.

you have overlooked the white trash tweaker skinny chicks who can suck chrome off a trailer hitch. the kind of chick actually attracted to a climber bum toting a olde jingus 800 40. often found lurking near bridges over the merced. make sure ya gots yur trucktire innertube to offer a float to em. i may be dumb but im not stupid.

yur a dumass. fuckin best time of year is in the summer. climb at night by headlamp swim in the river and scam babes during the day.

no not the fucking gecko tape shit. i read in the paper that 'The Arab street is totally angry . . .' kind of sums up the whole fucking place. must be gettin hotter than a bitch in heat in ole fucking iraq. i read some other place that bagdaddys are pissed that us soldiers arent picking up trash they throw into the streets of bagdad. fuck them ungrateful fuckers right in their dirty pucker. the wmd i see is fucked up arab attitude.

i suggest charmin. or something that wont chafe yur ass so much.

all i know is i heard fire is a natural part of forest ecology. fire fire

i dont wanna read about your southern family dirty secrets.

that shit is old

one down and much to go. bike and row. hike and climb. erden does it one step atta time. atta boy

grunge rock

wtf is ALPS? association of liposuction plastic surgeons?

i think cutting down trees is fucking risky. beyond the obvious timber headache problem tourons and ranger types often are blind to the impact of logging and road construction but see your tree stump at the crag base with crystal vision.

'From each according to their means, to each according to their needs.' thanks toni

Lummox, you sound pretty ignorant. If you are not falling, you are not pushing it. Falling is a good thing, in that you are pushing yourself to grow expanding your comfort zone and learning how to fall safely, etc. Tele, I vote for nuts. Their security depends on simpler, more predictable physics. Although the best placement depends on what the rock gives you to work with, of course. As a side note, I am willing to bet that the cam placements that you have had fail, were small cams. Their expansion range is smaller corresponding to a smaller margin for error in placement. It helps to place them in the narrower half or their range and to set them with a really goood tug or two ( as you would a more marginal nut placement) in the expected direction of loading. in my opinion youre confusing training with climbing. i prefer not to fall on climbs. somethin about good style and shit.

bitch i climbed all morning with only one other guy in the same canyon and he was holding the rope.

is she human? got to ask cuase you know some likes it off the farm.

that shit needs a homemade drawing of a spiky head skull on the back with sumpin like 'heroin' written in big red letters. no theft then amigo.

eat away ya fat fucks. i already climbed today and will gets me some more. eat ballss asseyes?

stupid fucking shit. would you rather get your ass kicked by three women or two dudes and a little girl? guess what dipshit your still getting your ass kicked. fall on.

passive aggression is aid