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dream symphony grand wall theres a whole shitload of just craggin

gps devices are aid plug in the waypoint and go

only 1.2 million candle power but its good for spotting deer i gots a bd moonsomething headlamp that i like. have a couple petzl zooms that now seem fuckin heavy. but dame theyr bomber and great for bushwacking at night.

fucking troll

click on the | thingys for some funny storylines

i think its similar to that shit that cocksuckers write on the walls of public restrooms.

sure ima ass. but i dont get no popups from that link. nerve is fuckin funny.

alice cooper looks like a roadie who got into the kiss makeup kit. only good shit he done is 18. that and opening doors for groups like iron maiden. fuck yea. but nowadays i been listening to fusion shit.

i be listening to some shit from joe satriani lately. wish i had some more stanley clark. what else be good?

i was climbing at this overhanging crag that had bat shit on the ledges a few years back. some college kids there were going on about how the batshit was supposed to be the best thing for starting dreads. hats off to the jokester who started that rumor.

if the info on gripped is correct not only did someone die but someone else let the rope go. sucks all around. can anyone confirm that the rope handling getting out of control was the cause?

i always knew it but dint know why. now i read that as a former stoner its my 'essential tommy chong'. that and the well timed shouting of 'freebird' at rock concerts. its fucking hard to be so sexy that it hurts (why do i memeber the shitty stuff from the eighties?). check it cuase its true: http://nerve.com/personalessays/galsworth/stoner/

are the freezer ziplocs really more sturdy than the sandwich baggies? i know the park service favors blue plastic but what is the best color?

no shit. we would all be happier if the world would just do as we say. you know. democracy and shit.

ramit ramit ramit up the poop chute.

yur a dumass. fuckin best time of year is in the summer. climb at night by headlamp swim in the river and scam babes during the day. yea, if you climb 5.4 and you're a total poser don't tell me it is better to climb in 110F then in 65F clownpuncher as far as "scaming babes" it's obvious to me you have never climbed in France, Italy, Czech Republic or Poland. A lot of topless chicks with proper body fat ratio (in comaprison to overweight cali-fucken-fornia-women with bad attitude)- so who is the dumbass? All I have to say is - Fuckin A. it sure sucks to be too poor for airfare. fat chicks rule.

that shit may fly with the euro chicks but durex is better.

new bolts on a new route are okay.

you have overlooked the white trash tweaker skinny chicks who can suck chrome off a trailer hitch. the kind of chick actually attracted to a climber bum toting a olde jingus 800 40. often found lurking near bridges over the merced. make sure ya gots yur trucktire innertube to offer a float to em. i may be dumb but im not stupid.

yur a dumass. fuckin best time of year is in the summer. climb at night by headlamp swim in the river and scam babes during the day.

no not the fucking gecko tape shit. i read in the paper that 'The Arab street is totally angry . . .' kind of sums up the whole fucking place. must be gettin hotter than a bitch in heat in ole fucking iraq. i read some other place that bagdaddys are pissed that us soldiers arent picking up trash they throw into the streets of bagdad. fuck them ungrateful fuckers right in their dirty pucker. the wmd i see is fucked up arab attitude.

i suggest charmin. or something that wont chafe yur ass so much.

all i know is i heard fire is a natural part of forest ecology. fire fire

i dont wanna read about your southern family dirty secrets.

that shit is old