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  1. lummox

    is this for real?

    zimbabwe aint the same as nigeria.
  2. lummox

    is this for real?

    thats one way to be able to cop a feel whenever i like. cept them fucking surgeons want ya to have lived transgender for at least a year. i hate fuckin rules. that shouldn't be a problem - what'cha got left? like two weeks? the big questions are c or d? blonde or auburn? do horizontal stripes make me look fat?
  3. lummox

    is this for real?

    thats one way to be able to cop a feel whenever i like. cept them fucking surgeons want ya to have lived transgender for at least a year. i hate fuckin rules.
  4. lummox

    is this for real?

    no shit dude. im about to be living in high cotton.
  5. lummox

    is this for real?

    i aint got to invest anything. yet. ima gonna play out this scenario. its like my own personal aid for africa shit.
  6. lummox

    is this for real?

    i got the following email sent to me. gee. should i help the dude? Mr. John Uzaka Harare - Zimbabwe Email: johnuzaka@netscape.net Date: 05/06/03 Dear friend, This very confidential request should come as a surprise to you but because of the nature of what is happening to me and my family urged me to contact you,and I quite understand that this is not the best way to contact you because of the nature of my request and the attention it requires. I got your contact information from your country's information directory during my desperate search for someone who can assist me secretly and confidentially in relocating and managing some family fortunes. My name is Mr. John Uzaka, the second son of Mr. Frank Uzaka in Zimbabwe. At the height of the present political crises in our country, in which the white farmers in our country are being murdered and ripped off their belongings by the supporters of our President, Mr. Robert G. Mugabe, in their efforts to reclaim all the white owned farms in our country, my father and my elder brother were brutally slanted to a painful death on the 13th of February, 2002, in their struggle to protect some white farmers who ran to take refuge in our house. My father, during his life on earth was a prominent business man who trades on diamond and gold from some foreign countries. He publicly opposes the crude policies and crime against humanity on the white farmers by Mr. Robert Mugabe and his followers, which they enforced media law restrictions to protect their wicked acts. That not being enough, the President and his followers after winning the last undemocratic elections decided to block and confiscate all accounts and assert. During my fathers life on earth, he had deposited the sum of FIFTEEN. FIVE MILLION United States Dollars [$15.5 MILLON U.S DOLLARS], in a trunk box with a Trust and Security Company in Madrid- Spain for a cash and carry Diamond and Gold business with some foreign business customers. Due to the escalation of this problem, we decided to move this fund to the security company's overseas office in Spain. In view of this and as the only surviving son of my father, and with the present clamp down, killing and confiscation of his assets as one of those who render support to the white farmers in our country, I therefore humbly wish to inform you of my intentions to you to the security company's office in Europe where this money is currently deposited to avoid it being confiscated by president Mugabe. And also seek for your honest and trustworthy assistance to help me clear and accommodate this money over there because we are unable to move out of Africa due to the restriction of this Government. Also, I will try and move down to meet you after which you have claim this fund into your custody. Now this is what I actually want you to do for me; 1. I want you to be presented to the Trust and Security company as the person I contacted to assist my family for this purpose, with whose name and address myself will forward to them their office in Madrid- Spain as the person that will clear this money that is being deposited in Europe. 2. To finally assist me in accommodating and managing this money in any lucrative business in your country for at least ten years. Please, I hope you will grant and view this very request with favour and much understanding of our situation now, and will be a very honest and reliable person to deal with. And also bearing in mind the confidential nature of this my request. I emphasize please that you keep every bit of it to yourself so as to protect my family future and the safety of this fund. 3. For your noble assistance of safeguarding the fund under your custody, I will offer you 20% of the total fund and 10% of every annual turnover from any business which you intend to invest the other 80% into for a consecutive period of ten years. Thanking you in anticipation of your urgent response as soon as you read this request. Best Regards, Mr. Jonh Uzaka
  7. you have at least three pairs of sunglasses and know the name of each = youre gay or gay acting. whynt you wrap some clear saran wrap around yur head to define a new gay style.
  8. dont make much difference to me. kinda harder to cam a hex when its wired but i really only use the fuckers in keyhole kinda slots like a giant stopper. those curved ones are good.
  9. you deserve a party all your own. give props to you dogs
  10. lummox

    Joke for the Day

    - runs fast
  11. yea yea. takes a couple months. dont wear tight fucking shoes specialy in the cold.
  12. obviously overcompensating for some physical deficiency.
  13. dream symphony grand wall theres a whole shitload of just craggin
  14. gps devices are aid plug in the waypoint and go
  15. only 1.2 million candle power but its good for spotting deer i gots a bd moonsomething headlamp that i like. have a couple petzl zooms that now seem fuckin heavy. but dame theyr bomber and great for bushwacking at night.
  16. fucking troll
  17. click on the | thingys for some funny storylines
  18. i think its similar to that shit that cocksuckers write on the walls of public restrooms.
  19. lummox

    some chicks dig me

    sure ima ass. but i dont get no popups from that link. nerve is fuckin funny.
  20. alice cooper looks like a roadie who got into the kiss makeup kit. only good shit he done is 18. that and opening doors for groups like iron maiden. fuck yea. but nowadays i been listening to fusion shit.
  21. i be listening to some shit from joe satriani lately. wish i had some more stanley clark. what else be good?
  22. i was climbing at this overhanging crag that had bat shit on the ledges a few years back. some college kids there were going on about how the batshit was supposed to be the best thing for starting dreads. hats off to the jokester who started that rumor.
  23. if the info on gripped is correct not only did someone die but someone else let the rope go. sucks all around. can anyone confirm that the rope handling getting out of control was the cause?
  24. i always knew it but dint know why. now i read that as a former stoner its my 'essential tommy chong'. that and the well timed shouting of 'freebird' at rock concerts. its fucking hard to be so sexy that it hurts (why do i memeber the shitty stuff from the eighties?). check it cuase its true: http://nerve.com/personalessays/galsworth/stoner/
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