truestory: this methed out dude waltzes into my parents house. he wanders around for awhile before skitzing and making a quick dash into the closet. naturally his unwelcome presence and his wacky behavior gives cause for concern to my folks. the police showed up fast since a neighbor had already reported this dude sneaking around peoples homes. too bad for the tweaker that it was in california and his third felony. he proceeds to launch a letter writing campaign to my parents address asking them to testify on his behalf. seems he got religion in the joint and its only christian to forgive. the letter writing bothered my parents more than his wandering into their house.