lummox

knot

she was a fine lady. i banged her for a few years. now shes married and lives in germany. guess im just lucky i avoided the ball and chain.

"wow. you're really big!"

i got a handjob while riding a bus from mexico city to queretaro. i returned the favor. hehe.

dis one good

u talking bout climbing? or some kina kinky sex perversion shiit?

no comment. i just wanted to show off my new tits.

friends will let you down. enemies are the only people you can rely on.

and us fat americans cant play hockey neither.

wtf? http://www.rent-a-negro.com/

yea. im more busted up bout dawsons creek ending.

JUST THE FACTS, MAAM.

if it trimed close, you get that rug burn effect. i guess it only fair considering the beard burn my ladies got to endure. all in the name of luv of course.

in consideration of my bsd, you really think i got shoes that small? i gots some aces that i always like (had 4, or 5 pair now), but the old school scarpa le ministrels have the hardest board last i seen. good luck

get a haircut

this shit reminds me of one of my girlfriends saying to me she thinks i might be a 'pedophile'. i say 'whoa. that's a pretty big word for a thirteen year old.'

i been kikin with jo satriani interspersed with some spyra gyra.

sno'problem. you can handle my control stick any time.

one hand for the boat, one hand for yourself. durex. smile more.

good point. but fer sure the dood is gonna know half a dozen ways to make a bong out of everyday trash items. gotta know the skills, brah.

anybody remember when 'extreme' skiers were called 'hot doggers'? wtf? liberty ridge was first skied around 1971, or sumpin. what was old is new again. aint that some kina fucking budha koan?

a few short notes on tropical butterflies.

i hang down and to the right. wait. what you talking bout?

them little fucking handywipes from the kentucky fried chicken. gets yer sack and taint shower fresh.

how many animals can you find in a pair of pantyhose? two calves, one pussy, and a fish that no one has ever found.