lummox

for like the 50 zillionth time, YOU CAN'T TELL PEOPLE'S TONES AND ATTITUDE FROM READING WHAT THEY WRITE ON THE FUCKING COMPUTER. How do you know what Bone's tone and attitude was unless you actually talked to him in person? ITs easy to be misconstrued - but you should know that. arent you frustrated? hard to tell from just reading your writing.

its better to lift em off with a split toothpick (or something that makes a tiny y to put around their pin head). dont squeeze em. burning em, or greasing em is a waste of time.

classic, dude. i was at this sport cliff the other day, and my belayer casually says to the two next to us 'that grigri is threaded wrong'. it was. that was some funny shit.

condors are fucking big. unless your thinking 'holy shit that a big fucking bird!' it aint a condor. i only seen em around the vermillion cliffs in arizona (near lees ferry).

i was pretty stoked back in the day to get crime of the century at squamish.

i dont see anything at that website that credits the original designers. all that shit first come out of flagstaff. Hurricane, Utah. i dont think so. for sure the soft goods were made first in flagstaff. maybe middendorf was selling hammers when he was in hurricane (but i though he moved there after living in flagstaff--he had the place in flag for awhile). whatever. the pack designs at ace website are all old middendorf ones.

lambone misogyny

why you want anything but quickdraws? i like the dudes at splitter, but their gear is a speciality item. the two cammers work well in baby and 5/8' angle scars. for aid. the fours, like the twos, work best in super parallel cracks. if not parallel, theres not much contact of metal to rock.

heres the deal jonny boy, i aint gonna be the one dying. see. its an attitude thing.

yea. those freaky kenyans look like they run on fireplugs

fuck reading. watch movies to get psyched. like just about any indy skate film, reruns of jackass (or the jackass movie). gets you primed to break sumpin. listen to thrash metal. drink. a lot. smoke em if you got em.

get the mds to write a prescription for a topical painkiller drug. theyll have their own ideas of whats good for you.

if you got access to docs, you are in the promised land. what you need is a bit of the ol bolivian brain candy: cocaine. acqueous shit, you know. to put on your back. novacain, or lidacain woudl work in a pinch.

dont take no miss cleo to figure that one out.

your hosed dude. there are so many great shoes on the market, fuck the painful ones. taker bakc

jesus christ, mary and joseph. thats hard core.

obviously the paddling of the canoe on the lake with your wife is a metaphor for fucking. then boom boom: you bust a nut. that you had to tell someone means you aint gettin laid enough. time to set your little wifey down and give her a good listening to.

id do his chubby jailbait sister.

for sure the ghost of that pig haunts the souls of the guilty.

whats that nike slogan? just fucking do it.

hook a brother up . . .

you got your report card from second grade too?

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its just a matter of putting one foot in front of the other. repeat. ad nauseum.

that certainly legitimizes the whole organic food movement. oh yea. aint no one confusing organic food with pot smokers now. this cant be making the jamaican tourist board very happy.