lummox

sthu ya gasbag

the ammonia addition to the squirter kicks ass. or put some lemon juice in it. cats and dogs hate that shit.

is what you guys are.

those cheap ass ones that make ya look like ya just came from the eye doctor. you know what im talking bout?

wtf do you think that hook under the front of your car is for?

yea. drinking. inspired me to put the bottle aside. no shit. too bad sobriety is novel for me. augustens dry was similarly shocking, but better written. for a gay dude hes pretty cool. running with scissors was just shocking.

whatever. like walmart even rates near enron.

i finished three books over the holiday. one by caroline knapp and two by augusten burroughs. man those people have lived through some fucked up stuff.

right on top of that news eh sparky?

more proof that (effective group IQ) = (average IQ)/(number in the group)

im on the fuckin wagon. no real choice in the matter.

that sucks. btw, the picture of sherma is gay.

jealousy sucks dont it?

ssshh. its a secret: http://www.quietpcusa.com

more efficient heat sinks will help too. there s a lot of ways to quiet a computer. some shops specialize in that shit. the best way is to build a machine from quiet components but i aint ever had a new computer afore.

you can set up a water-cooled system. any number of clock speed geeks will help you out. the ultimate in geekdom is to put some uv glow shit in the water then use a black light to make yur tower with tubes and shit look like sci fi afterbirth.

so baby. you go switch?

who the fuck is neal pine? and why would i care where he goes?

you need a girlfriend?

that sounds autosexual and shit. knock it off you hairy palmed monster.

you stupid mother fuckers wouldnt recognize your cock in your fist. obvi-fucking-ously those marks on the tree were made by a horny sasquatch. nuff said.

dude, thats 'great'

i offer thanks to those who died for our country.

i dont know how else to explain their recent smoking times up mt everest/sangamartha/blahblah. Lhakpa Gelu ascended in 10hrs56minutes --i think thats from base camp at 17k too. no word on witnesses or other verification tho.

that just sounds nasty