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she broke my heart so i ripped her's out

bueller?

ein zwie win ein world cup! dueschtland uber alles!

pick up the flare and tear it into a million pieces while expressing your total lack of satisfication w/ the current State of The Road

these kind of trips are the one's i must lie to my wife about

"I become a transparent eyeball - I am nothing; I see all" my fav beach experience ever perhpas was quoting that exact line to A Clutch of The Faithful as the sun rose over the humid Atlantic a june-day after the 10th consectuve 420 we'd hit when the man who'd been passed out in his own vomit for the past 5 hrs rose n' said "shiiiiiit! transparent eyeballs are bullshit!" n' faded once again into sweet sweet oblivion

what a great saturday - i felt like charlie sheen in platoon w/ joe as sgt. barnes and jim as sgt. elias - or maybe in my own colonel-father's house - doing a job then havng the Old Man gander at it n' say "shit! what the hell is that crap? now listen..." can't wait to get that first solo-lap on da corner in....

sweeeeeet - so can i expect to being doing this in the mountie basic class or not?

june 2006 future-boy? shit - why fuc w/ the bullshit roc on torment josh? just cruise the snow to the notch right of the summit - you'll not be missing much

thanks joe - and it all got done before the south side's too hot to climb on!

who wants to meet me in camas 'round 3? pm me or write some shit here.

the man, the myth, the legend - josephh will be reading us the good word in a few minutes - i am but the john the bapist to his jesus (and we'll see if my head goes onto the silver platter for my indiscretions)

ya - my timing is off by a few milliseconds i'm sure - joe said he was writing his epistle even now but given his preponderance for words i didn't wait until this night to get my summer life organized

hey - fuck all that pdx static! - beacon's open beyotches! who wants to come celebrate w/ me 2morrow afternoon? mmm - young warriors -mmmm - dod's jam - mmmmmm - se corner

come celebrate the grand opening in style - i'm in camas and outta school at 230 - let's go get it!

naw-his ass is way bigger - not that i notice such things - er...um...

nice beyotch - sounds as if you'll be in shape for this summer's crazy time!

time to see dru's "way this shit goes" thread on spray... -so best of wishes -clearly these guys were idiots -clearly anyone who says so is an asshole -time for respect! -the pearly gates must be bolted!

bullfights on acid

been lost for a long time? a new friend turned me onto an old favorite nothign better than a dealer who's high...

ah yes, back to good olde REI were you should tear them into shreds before any smuck who tries to flip you shit over your total lack of 100% satisfaction

bill - watcha calling yer new area - i was thinking "community death sentence service project" - felt like i was doing penal work transfering the dirt en route onto me - i like the stacked blocks at the top, especially the contemplation that pulling one block outta the bottom oughta cause a whole shitload more to come tumbling down - at least the belayer has a cave to leap into for safety as the rope gets chopped (well, relative safety - i suppose the inevitable hepatitis-c incurred from impaling oneself on the many needles in the bum cave ain't as bad as what the climber will get ) ha, ha - mostly flipping you shit - it is a suprisingly moderate area for climibng given the butt's generally stout routes - i just don't want to be there when the dirt mortar holding a bunch of crap in goes! congrats on all the hard work that must have gone into cleaning that face off!

no big pac needed - just a light tent and bag (or no tent at all - you can bivi on the ground) - temps won't be bad at all - should be able to get away w/ 35 lbs or less (no rope or pro needed for cooper spur - bring a 2nd tool or pole for smoother soloing

perhaps you could follow carl's example and get yerself banned post pictures of donkey penises for starters, then hyperlinks to catholic convents inviting them to help out on "gay degenerate sex night at cc.com"

this thread has officially become Very Very Silly :sniff: guess old erik woulda wanted it that way...