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  1. thanks joe - and it all got done before the south side's too hot to climb on!
  2. who wants to meet me in camas 'round 3? pm me or write some shit here.
  3. the man, the myth, the legend - josephh will be reading us the good word in a few minutes - i am but the john the bapist to his jesus (and we'll see if my head goes onto the silver platter for my indiscretions)
  4. ya - my timing is off by a few milliseconds i'm sure - joe said he was writing his epistle even now but given his preponderance for words i didn't wait until this night to get my summer life organized
  5. hey - fuck all that pdx static! - beacon's open beyotches! who wants to come celebrate w/ me 2morrow afternoon? mmm - young warriors -mmmm - dod's jam - mmmmmm - se corner
  6. come celebrate the grand opening in style - i'm in camas and outta school at 230 - let's go get it!
  7. naw-his ass is way bigger - not that i notice such things - er...um...
  8. nice beyotch - sounds as if you'll be in shape for this summer's crazy time!
  9. time to see dru's "way this shit goes" thread on spray... -so best of wishes -clearly these guys were idiots -clearly anyone who says so is an asshole -time for respect! -the pearly gates must be bolted!
  10. bullfights on acid
  11. been lost for a long time? a new friend turned me onto an old favorite nothign better than a dealer who's high...
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    Bent crampons

    ah yes, back to good olde REI were you should tear them into shreds before any smuck who tries to flip you shit over your total lack of 100% satisfaction
  13. bill - watcha calling yer new area - i was thinking "community death sentence service project" - felt like i was doing penal work transfering the dirt en route onto me - i like the stacked blocks at the top, especially the contemplation that pulling one block outta the bottom oughta cause a whole shitload more to come tumbling down - at least the belayer has a cave to leap into for safety as the rope gets chopped (well, relative safety - i suppose the inevitable hepatitis-c incurred from impaling oneself on the many needles in the bum cave ain't as bad as what the climber will get ) ha, ha - mostly flipping you shit - it is a suprisingly moderate area for climibng given the butt's generally stout routes - i just don't want to be there when the dirt mortar holding a bunch of crap in goes! congrats on all the hard work that must have gone into cleaning that face off!
  14. no big pac needed - just a light tent and bag (or no tent at all - you can bivi on the ground) - temps won't be bad at all - should be able to get away w/ 35 lbs or less (no rope or pro needed for cooper spur - bring a 2nd tool or pole for smoother soloing
  15. ivan

    I need help

    perhaps you could follow carl's example and get yerself banned post pictures of donkey penises for starters, then hyperlinks to catholic convents inviting them to help out on "gay degenerate sex night at cc.com"
  16. ivan

    Sayonara

    this thread has officially become Very Very Silly :sniff: guess old erik woulda wanted it that way...
  17. ivan

    Sayonara

    the power of christ compells you! the power of christ compells you! the power of christ compells you!
  18. everyone can take a little lung cancer john - THEY OUGHTA HAVE TO!
  19. yeah - didn't you know this was gay bulletin board for swingers?
  20. ivan

    Sayonara

    chiropractic is to medicine as astrology is to astronomy bullshit - the only difference between either of them and a cave-man curing witch sickness w/ dried yak-ball extract and a good old fashion virgin sacrifice is a white coat and rather more color-less temperament
  21. enjoy the beautiful white granite coursing w/ meltwater and the luxuriant green moss just before reaching the glacier - it intensly reminded me of scenes from "lord of the rings" awesome place - made me really want to go climb slesse next
  22. will def be there at 3 or so - angry tall man w/ eyes slightly less red then his piece-o-shit mitsubishi - i'll yell incoherently at all there to circle the wagons
  23. maybe i'm confused but i don't think either of my comments above could be construed as "hate-fuck-ignorant-bliss" - i agreed it doesn't need a sticky nor should we always be bitchign about it - if i live as long as i want i'm sure some day i'll climb it after exhausting all the alpine trad stuff i care to climb, assuming the Bolt War doesn't descend upon us all
  24. percocet for the uphill or downhill or both is also indicated
  25. cc.com is like buddha - he doesn't exist but if he does we should fawk'n kill'em!
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