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  1. ivan

    Bizarre PMs

    too obscure for me - que es?
  2. oleg's me boy and apparently he can't get no all-weekedn alpine partner-love, so he said he's down for a broughton's thing (sorry rocky-butt-fuckers, it's worth driving 10 extra minutes for me to go elsewhere) - if anyone wants to party-down w/ us look for us around 8 or so sunday morning. we'll be busy honing our alpine thrutching skills by climbing on crap way above our heads (shouldn't be hard to find )
  3. i like how the tone of the conversation has changed lately - i'm young and plan on staying in the area for a long time and am hopeful that eventually i won't have to settle for the PDX fat-girl crag (AKA rocky butt)for half the damn year - seems like the only way to get that though is to play the hateful smile and bullshit game instead of the more traditional grab-rock-smash-stupid-fuck approach.
  4. would like to climb sunday if anyone's down for that...
  5. ivan

    Bizarre PMs

  6. what's the matter numb-nuts, did momma and daddy not love you enough? *i'm ducking* k chortu yerself tovarisch!
  7. congragulations pyle!
  8. "The acid had shifted gears on him; the next phase would probably be one of those hellishly intense introspection nightmares. Four hours or so of catatonic despair"
  9. carl, how the hell could you leave out the "or I WILL take a gaint shit on you" line? now why don't you good people get back to your tps reports?
  10. wow, i really just can't pass up a chance to quote from The Giod Film: "what, you didn't think i was gonna be rolling out of here with my johnson in my hand, didya?
  11. i seriously doubt allah akabar johnson or whoever the fuck it was that fingered fuck-o will be seeing a dime of that half-billion in cash - not exactly a publisher's clearinghouse commericial there, eh? actually, come to think of it the iraq think sucks a whole lot less...
  12. "jeebus wept"
  13. do you prefer snails or oysters? i myself prefer both
  14. to my mind, in august it's cooler to circumnavigate the mountain on the timberline trail (40 miles) then to try climbing the craptacular and remarkably fat-guy ugly south side route - if you desperately wanna climb the mountain then do the sunshine route on the north side (glacier travel required though)
  15. if ya got'em, flaunt'em! and Zarqawi will only be dead for 3 days then he'll rise like the jesus-zombie and take us all on that spaceship... I'M SPARTACUS!
  16. betcha mike will still accept groupie-sex though!
  17. i didn't agree w/ the invasion nor am a big supporter of the current police-action, but you gotta be a fool to not feel okay about a guy getting taken out who routinely killed innocents - and i could give a shit if some private shot him after he was wounded
  18. it ends w/ a cop being sodomized by a possessed dildo - some things are worth reading...
  19. ivan

    My Nudie pics!

    actually PP a very cool thing - i distributed it to all my fellow social studies teachers and used it in a couple of classes - thanks.
  20. i must admit doing slave labor in the midst of the summer would remind me too much of my day's of my father's plantation - fall or early spring, when everything's pretty well died back seems best
  21. soul-brother too boocoo!
  22. ivan

    What an Ass

    naw - think i'm still going through puberty so the capacity just keeps going, well, up
  23. world piece? Cobra Commander - wasn't there some sweet-ass little honey-pot working for your criminal organization? problably hung out w/ destro, he of the manly chest expo...
  24. old yeller?
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