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  1. well - if chix in woolen dresses were doing it en masse in the 1880's and it scares you off you might as well hand in your crampons!
  2. shiiiiiiit - you'd appreciate a good piece of prime-rib when you got one!
  3. If you pay for the peak fees and transportation costs I'll aspire to climb K2, and I'll even let your "doctor" do tests and shit. big ditto on that - i'll even wear a dress for the woman role if harry's locked up the guy role
  4. not nearly enough profanity for what would ostensibly be me grande bill! bottom line dad is the patriarch's of the big stone want to mantain the mystery of ths route - bring nuts and lotza draws - expect 4 pitches plus a long simul climb off - half the pitches are gear and the other half old-school sport - the last 2 pitches are full rope lengths
  5. do the spur next - for the full experience bivi around 9000 and get a very early start so the descent's done befroe the sun softens up the route - tech difficulty is similar to s side - elliot has a lot of glacier travel so requires more diligence
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  7. re: sunshine route - the current track goes up left of horseshoe rock (thus exposing itself to icefall off the upper elliot - about 30 minutes after running through the hundred feet of exposed area it was swept by an iceblock bigger than ron jeremy's cock - quite sobering) - there's a bridge necessary to get left of the horseshoe that very likely won't be there after this coming weekend and will require travel well off to the right of horseshoes where there are currently at least 3 other options for getting onto the ridge - might well only be the lowest still around if this heat continues for 10 more days we descended the cooper spur - great fun to cover so much of the mountain in one day - currently you can regain the elliot just below the middle icefall directly from the middle of the spur trail requiring only about 300 feet of climbing to return to camp below the snowdome
  8. did the sunshine route last sunday and it was in fine shape and tremendously superior to the shit s side - do that instead and be sure to be high on the mtn by sunup as it's sloppy early
  9. there are several tr's on this one - highly recommend you listen to matt's advice and do it soon! josh and i did it last year at the begining of august and fahqing died int he tremendous heat and from no snow on route to quench our horrid thirst - very fun but unless yer some mutant such as colin there's no way you nail it in a day - the descent was a bitch too and would be tre diffcult at night!
  10. meth dude...
  11. beacon 2morrow evening?
  12. on hood sunday the only steps up at 3 a.m. that weren't slush were glissade paths so fah-q
  13. so is jim ensuring that block stays in place by standing on it?
  14. is it me or is this the first thread ever moved FROM spray TO the main board? Kurt might be acheiving a CC.com first...
  15. you should contact the shovel manufacturer and see f you can get some sponsorshp!
  16. to the barricades!!!
  17. imagined violence substitutes for real violence - the male solution to most problems is smash problem - the sensitivo world strips us of this possibilty so we must find escape in bullshit'n
  18. wow - get better dude - don't think there's ever been a time i've been aroudn when one of us wasn't laughing his ass off
  19. boooooo!!!! hardy-har-har - actually b/c layton ridiculed me into fear-hobbling my thc-addled reptilian forebrain across that log i now find it my sad duty to shit on all others in sound agreement w/ my original coward-logic - "shit runs downhill" my old football coach said, shortly before losing his job for dui's n' sleeping w/ the clientele.
  20. certainly appeared to get your money's worth
  21. beacon was awful phat 2day - u folx n'your heroine habitat no doubt could Sense The Stoke
  22. ivan

    Go Germany!

    gotta love wikipedia
  23. hey, i think the chicks are still well ahead on the score-card for this week after this one choppy-choppy
  24. she bitched so much she drove me nuts and now i'm happier this way
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