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  1. لا توجد نتائج بحث عن says dishere hassamite hooligans
  2. watched two peregrines beat the shit outta a third the other day - wonder if that's relevant - the third was flying 'round w/ the others snack in it's talons - sounded like an aviane episode of "cops"
  3. this thread is begining to make me want to have a lobotomy
  4. hotter still for saying fahq the bolt-bullsheet - i'm doi'n'ds'er sumbitch trad-style!
  5. single? whoa - when did that happen? and lately in my dark hours w/ the wifey i was considering you a ray of hope! ha! shit...
  6. ivan

    Dear moron,

    and why exactly didn't you rip all those freeze-dried yummies into a million pieces in front of him once incensed?
  7. beacon friday anyone? afternoon or morning or both...
  8. more accurately i'd say the second pitch of blownout goes at 5.whah - hella fun though and worth murdering my favorite climbing shirt for....
  9. that being said, i'm sure my man there would rather have been caught by the comely female who was watching him thrutch at the time
  10. word - i pretty much always do this - also since i'm a very large mammal i usually use 2 biners for increasing the friction which reinforces getting both ropes through the device and through a biner and onto the harness rappeling sucks (unless it's monkey face!)
  11. preferably self-portraits i assume?
  12. keg o' ipa to celebrate on the summit mayhaps?
  13. stay low - the moats on the other side of yocum's are apt to be quite large now - bring a helmet!
  14. iain got nearly cashiered on it round this time of year a few years ago i seem to recollect - from out my window still appears alright currently but pretty much any route on hood is far more enjoyable done in winter or spring - this is the time for alpine roc goddammit! if you must have volcano shite then perhaps rainier is better rght now...
  15. yeah - but yer so much less apt to have a sweet w/ em!
  16. and art gilkey!
  17. 97% of all statistics are made up on the spot i solo plenty - but generally stuff that i've done previously and well below my limit - i won't die soloing but more probably while cleaning my fahqing roof drunk as a lord
  18. friday at beacon anyone? perfect weather currently...nice n' cool for the Big Pump - afternoon/evening's alright...
  19. stll closed as of sunday and wll reman that way at least another 10 days or so 'd wager - you can call the hood rver ranger staton f you wanna have a more offcally clue-less person tell you the same
  20. but my question was would you do battle - not critque - there is no questioning our right to harsh on and use non-violent means to discourage behaviors in the international world that are reprehensible to us - as for the wife-immolation thang the british were in fact in the wrong in colonializing india and all the postives they did there were outweighed by the evils of commercial exploitation the positives were intended to justify - would india be right to subjugate our own nation in the interest of imposing vegetaranism on us? many there deeply feel the practice of harming animals horribly wrong...i sorta dig on sutee too as insurance against my wife fahqing murdering me - a more probably occurence every passing day of summer!
  21. So if you had a daughter engaged in a divorce proceeding brought about by a husband who claimed infidelity, and you had to decide whether the case would be tried in a Western court, or in a court which enforced Sharia law - you'd flip a coin? Ditto for deciding whether a suitcase nuke would end up in the hands of a Baptist congregation in Lubbock Texas, or in a Mosque in northeastern Pakistan? Riiiight. so are you prepared to do battle w/ every culture that rejects our values?
  22. charlie didn't get much r'n'r - he was dug in too deep or moving too fast - his idea of a vacation was a bowl of cold rice and a little rat meat - he had only 2 ways home - death...or victory
  23. reminds me of the time the vigilant canadian border folk seriously tried sweating us for smuggling dope iNTO maple-syrup land - there's a powerful genius at labor for you!
  24. same pile of shit i believe i saw sunday on the way down the spur and i wouldn't mess w/ dem prospecting-era beyotches climbers or not - might suppose me testicles were fahqing golden nuggets and fahq up the whole space-time continium
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