ivan

i'm thinking a helicopter would be even better...

the gorge is like perfect on a good cold day - especially when it's windy! the only time i've ever climbed 5 gallon buckets was in boots and gloves on a day when it was 30 - felt like good alpine conditioning (minus the bolts perhaps)

so'd anyone see amidst all that blow wether or not the ice was in on the spur? how phat?

nice - the weather looks good and cold - hope the ice has formed up! enjoy the descent down the s side - probably the most technical part!

ummmm - hasn't this same post come 'round like 30 times w/ no climax? i feel like some frustrated desperate-house-beyotch.....

thanks to the good dr, me and my colon are finally on speaking terms again!

"that's okay - i wasn't using my civil liberties anyway"

or better yet, fix all those old tr's whose pictures got annihilated in one of the cycles of evolution the board's been through?

fuck you yankee blue jeans!

never thought that the "Hogg Funeral Home" chain in sw virginia was terribly tasteful, despite it be a family joint in the heart of smoked ham country

"and with that, the mysterious lady in blue knew what with the rest of her life she must do "

badass - plan for monday morning complete!

wierd bill! i was doing 'bout the same shit then i saw yer post! someone post the mp3 here! those lyrics rock and i want to play them for my history of war class and further stress to 30 17-year olds that their ardent dreams for desperate glory are crap n' all....

not a man i like to see in safeway in his flip-flops

reinhold messner in the latest episode - a two page picture, sans podial digits tahnk you fro illiterate asshole to post!

probably a good weekend to dick 'round the n side of the mtn, but i wouldn't have my heart on the summit looking for someone to crag w/ at beacon on saturday if you can keep your ambitions closer to terra firma till the lords of hoar-frost have bequethed their bounty upon us

bottom line too - the chinese and tibetans will have to control their own destiny - wether by violent revolution or peaceful means, they will be the ones who effect change in their own government. buying non-china stuff when you can does at least make you feel a better - but it does little

can you please also post a picture of yourself in a lab coat? or maybe an action shot of a procto exam? (just the waist down mind, for confidentiality's sake)

small turnout this year - the crazy bongo thang was way bigger for sure - i drank for 10 and had a blast hanging out w/ pete, tyler, drew, dan, mike, ica, jens, kevin, timmay and quite a few others whose names i've learned many times and never succesfully remembered factors that made it small? a - good weather in the alpine b - all the cool kids are in washington and don't feel like driving so damn far c - no beer/centralized scene friday night d - wa rope up next week e - crowds ruin climbing (tuff-land was packed saturday but the gorge was sublime and sparsely populated sunday) fav route of the week - the mines of moria, what a fawking weird-o anomaly! in creaky dank darkness i got trapped under an immense, thin flake just below the chains that rocketed down the chimney when i tried to crawl under it narrowly missing decapitating layton and severing the rope - orc attack!

It is free!! nothing so nice as an ultra-girl telling you its free to recharge ye olde spank bank

don't forget ta bring yer puff-daddy and yer drinking glove!

Ivan is your girlfriend??!! i prefer the more platonic moniker "friend-girl"

i loom?

you don't come attached fer tuff-love fool! that'd be too easy - ye wait till 3 a.m. after all the girls are away w/ their strong men then you have sex w/ the deer carcass the 'necks so generously left :vomit: you need a ride gimme a pm - i'll splurge fer gas money to watch a peta-sized travesty

not the least among the surprise, oh-my-brothers, is that fox.news would be first to the punch w/ the story. now if i only i could remember where i put my bag 'fore i leave fer tuff-luv....