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i guess when your ankle's busted yer too slow to catch the wily snafflehunds!

holy shit - dude definietly needs to go out and play the lotto 2night! you don't get much luckier! nice to see one a happy ending to one of these stories finally

the secret is adding the jizz-packet and then boiling it to reduce the water content by half, leaving a delectable salt-slurry clinging to the pulpified noodles :yum:

so he's probably not gonna vote liberal then, eh?

you finally gonna publish that pink my little pony memoir you've had stashed in your hope-chest all these years?

bitches. wtf? it's not like folks weren't buying their rag, eh?

Hmmm, let's run down a short list: U.S. Senate Barbara Boxer (D-Calif.) Ben Cardin (D-Md.) Norm Coleman (R-Minn.) Russell Feingold (D-Wis.) Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) Herb Kohl (D-Wis.) Frank Lautenberg (D-N.J.) Carl Levin (D-Mich.) Joseph Lieberman (I-Conn.) Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) Arlen Specter (R-Pa.) Ron Wyden (D-Ore.) House of Representatives Gary Ackerman (D-N.Y.) Shelley Berkley (D-Nev.) Howard Berman (D-Calif.) Eric Cantor (R-Va.) Steve Cohen (D-Tenn.) Susan Davis (D-Calif.) Rahm Emanuel (D-Ill.) Eliot Engel (D-N.Y.) Bob Filner (D-Calif.) Barney Frank (D-Mass.) Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.) Jane Harman (D-Calif.) Paul Hodes (D-N.H.) Steve Israel (D-N.Y.) Steve Kagen (D-Wis.) Ron Klein (D-Fla.) Tom Lantos (D-Calif.) Sander Levin (D-Mich.) Nita Lowey (D-N.Y.) Jerry Nadler (D-N.Y.) Steve Rothman (D-N.J.) Jan Schakowsky (D-Ill.) Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) Allyson Schwartz (D-Pa.) Brad Sherman (D-Calif.) Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Fla.) Henry Waxman (D-Calif.) Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) Robert Wexler (D-Fla.) John Yarmuth (D-Ky.) Taken from This article; I take no credit for the extent of its veracity. Bolded names are by me, and signify those in Congress with significant authority/notoriety/sway. couldn't you just as easily give us a list of the 535 members of congress to demonstrate how much power honkey's have?

have you had it on your fingers before john? i haven't zapped my toes, but 5 years ago a couple fingers - they didn't blister up, but felt numb for about a week, like i was wearing gloves or something - there were no long term problems though - i stayed out of the hills for probably a month afterwards, adn yeah, it still seemed quick to get cold again. how are they looking a couple days later?

damn john- nice! why do you think your toe froze?

i hate illinios nazis!

good words there bill the cool thing about climbing is the nature of the "apprenticeship" when you have to pretty much work to find a mentor to teach you the art - he's def got the requisite sense of adventure and i remember doing exactly the same stuff, leading on gear we found at a garage sale w/o a iota of instruction

my name is jon phillip?

the summit appears to be a very safe place

dude, who DOESN'T want to see something like this go fantastically wrong? it's like nascar, only way less interesting to 99% of americans

my fav part of the weekend was getting rousted by the camp host at 7 a.m. for bivying 10 feet away from the crapper

pm blake and/or kurt hicks and maybe they'll smile on you

"the bear's gonna be walking the road today boys" sounds like he'll ready for simul-free soloing w/ me then, eh, dave? hopefully he can compartmentalize his existence - i assume he's not climbing in uniform?

there's a significant chance of pulling another ivan - don't know about the otehr pdx'ers, but when i drive that far to climb and drink beer, the emphasis is on the climbing part (we can alwasy drink beer the whole drive back! ) thinking i'll be setting up a seige camp on snow creek wall in a few hours - hopefully get up both orbit and os on friday, sleep by the creek (40 oz's already packed, beyotch), then up early and after somethign a wee bit more adventerous - hopefully back to the part-tay b4 the keg gives out

"i don't know half of you half as well as i would like, and i like less than half of you half as much as you deserve"

fuck! looks like you'll have to earn your north face climb this fall

nice! thumbs up there writ'n'chick! my intro to soft-core romance adventure porn had to have been like so many other adolescent boys - the "clan of the cave bear" series! ah, ayla, where are you now honey?!?

a sport climber getting hurt while climbing aint' news? now if it was a trad-ie...

annnhh - mostly assholes, easily replaced by the latest generation of assholes erik's complete inability to master basic concepts of spelling, grammar, and capitalization were absofuckinglutely incomparable though. so not true! (and i say the following with much affection) I think erik's inability is rivaled and comparable to Muffy's no way - a scientific comparision of their posts will surely indicate he had more gramifuctations by at least a factor of 10 - plus he smoked his body-weight in weed on a weekly basis

plus it's his unbirthday today!

me n' geoff oughta be 'roudn the scene saturday - think we're gonna climb in the backcountry friday and spend the night out, but should be aroudn the next night unless i epic again like last year!